Pokemon One-Shots and Headcanons

Choose

Greninja
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Choose

What?

Choose

Choose what? Who the hell are you?

Choose who dies.

Oh haha, really funny. No one is dying. No one is in any danger.

Are you sure about that?

Of course I'm sure. Everyone is here, creep.

Everyone?

Yes.

Why don't you check?

Fine, asshole. I will.

Holy shit.

Where is Ash?!

I swear he was just here a minute ago!

Now do you believe me?

You fucking bastard, what did you do to him?!

Nothing yet...nothing TOO bad, anyway.

Leave your friends and go into the forest-alone.

Why should I listen to anything you say?

Well, it's up to you to decide that. But if you don't do as I say, I should warn you that I have a knife in my hand.

Alright, FINE! I'm going!

I swear, if this is all some prank, someone is really going to get it.

Not a prank.

Right. Like I'm going to believe that.

I'm only doing this because I don't want Ash getting stabbed.

On the off chance that you actually DO have a knife with you.

That's for me to know and you to find out.

Anyway, are you alone?

Yes. I'm at least a mile away from the others.

Excellent. You're making this much easier than the last guy.

Well, I'm only cooperating so you don't hurt my friend.

Ah, so you care for him, do you?

Yes. What sort of question is that?

Would you do anything for him?

Yes.

Even...die?

Excuse me?

You've forgotten, Greninja. I asked you to choose who dies. You or Ash.

WHAT? You never said who I had to choose from! You just said choose who dies!

Well, I did now. So who will it be? You or Ash?

You have five minutes.

You can't be serious right now!

This is all some sort of joke, isn't it?

Nope. Four minutes and twenty-nine seconds.

Hawlucha, is this your way of getting revenge for that April Fool's Day prank I pulled on you?