Pokemon One-Shots and Headcanons

Rejection: Ash and Miette, Part 2

"Are your parents terrorists? Because you are the bomb."
"Then I'd get out of here if I were you, because I'm about to explode."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together."

"Hey Ash, I'm here to arrest you."
"What for, Miette?"
"For breaking and entering into my heart."
"Oh phew, for a second I thought you were talking about the....you know what, never mind."
"The what? ASH! THE WHAT!"

"I think I dropped something...MY JAW!"
"I think you lost something too...your mind."

"This could all be yours for one low price!"
"No thanks, I don't get cheap things."

"I think your Pikachu may have shocked me, because....um...."
"Are you trying to use another pickup line?"
"Yes...but I forgot the rest."
"Good news for me, then. Anyway, no Pikachu has not shocked you...but it can certainly be arranged if you like."

"I saw a Machamp this morning. I thought it was the most amazing thing I ever saw...that is until I saw my Ash."
"I saw a rock this morning. I thought it was smarter than you and now I see that I was right."

"Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?"
"No, I think that was another one of Clemont's inventions backfiring and making the Pokemon Center shake."

"Wow."
"Running low on pickup lines, Miette?"
"It's hard to think of them!"
"For you, being able to think at all would be impressive in itself."

"I've always liked fire-type Pokemon. I wondered why until I realized....they're the color of your eyes."
"You have got to be kidding me."
"What?"
"Fire-types are red!"
"...I knew that."

"Your eyes are as dark brown as...um, shit..."
"I'm flattered."
"No! That's not what I meant!"
"I'm sure it wasn't."

"It's Valentine's Day! Do you know what that means?"
"You're spending it alone, just like you'll be doing for the rest of your life?"

"Hey Ash, want to go out sometime?"
"Sorry, what was that?"
"I asked if you wanted to go out sometime."
"Ah sorry, missed it again. What did you say?"
"DO. YOU. WANT. TO. GO. OUT. SOMETIME."
"Sorry, I can't hear you at all! It must be because I don't speak idiot."

"Were you arrested earlier? Because it has to be illegal to look that good."
"Were you arrested earlier? Because it has to be illegal to be that dumb."