Watch as Miette tries to score a date with Ash...and fails every single time. Note: In this story, Ash is not a dense idiot.
"Silver. Miette Silver."
"Lost. Get lost."
"You look like something from a dream."
"Then go back to sleep and never wake up."
"Want to go out with me sometime?"
"No thanks, I'd rather go live in the forest with an angry Ursaring."
"Cool! I'll come protect you."
"I need protection from you."
Rejecting Miette was second nature to Ash now. Every time she came up to him with a pickup line, he was always ready with a snappy retort. It had reached the point where he just fired off his rejection without thinking. He wasn't going to be nice with this-why should he be? He wasn't interested in her.
"Our love for each other is undeniable."
"That's just undeniably wrong."
"Our love for each other is really undeniable."
"You know what is actually undeniable?"
"Our marriage?"
"Me, laughing at your death, which will happen in approximately ten seconds unless you get lost. Now."
"See my friend over there? She wants to know if you think I'm cute."
"How much did you pay Serena to wave?"
"Fifty Pokedollars...but that's not the point."
His personal favorite had been the time they found her doing a handstand in the middle of the forest.
"Uh, Miette? What are you doing?"
"A handstand."
"In the middle of a forest?"
She had fallen over after that.
"Oh man, are you all right?"
"Sorry Ash...it seems like I've fallen for you."
He had spent the rest of the day wanting to smack his forehead.
"When were you born, Ash?"
"You already know. I told you a long time ago."
"Just tell me, when?"
"Why do you want to know?"
"I want to know which day Arceus worked hardest."
"....When were you born, Miette?"
"What? Why?"
"I want to know which day Arceus slacked off."
"You're like a fire-type."
"Is it because I'm so hot?"
"...You stole my thunder...how about stealing my heart too?"
"Wow, nice recovery, I'm almost tempted to say yes...ALMOST!"
It was their thing now-she asked him out, and he turned her down. It was just something they did.
"Is it hot in here, or is it me?"
"No, that would be me. But it's going to get a lot colder in here when I leave."
"Are you a Ho-oh, because your presence is a blessing."
"Are you a Yveltal, because your presence crushes the life force of everyone it touches."
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Pokemon One-Shots and Headcanons
FanfictionJust a few one-shots of the Pokemon from XY. Told from all different perspectives. This is my first attempt at a Pokemon fic, so don't kill me.
