Ash Ketchum discovered what it means to "roast" someone. Needless to say, once he found out what it meant he decided to have a little fun.
On Max Maple: "Max? Oh, he was great. He was like that kid in your class who tried to teach you everything, but you knew he didn't really have any idea what he was talking about himself."
On Cameron: "Biggest airhead in the world. If you told him to go to Kanto, he'd find a way to end up in Sinnoh."
On Paul: "Asshole."
On Brock: "He flirts with every girl he sees because you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. And in his case, about 95% of the shots he does take."
On Misty Waterflower: "She'd hit you with her mallet if you happened to sneeze in front of her."
On Trip: *sarcastically* "Truly, one of the greatest rivals I ever had."
On Georgia: "Unfortunately, people don't come with off buttons..."
On Iris: "You know, for a dragon master in training I'd have thought she'd have a few more dragon-types on her team."
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Pokemon One-Shots and Headcanons
FanfictionJust a few one-shots of the Pokemon from XY. Told from all different perspectives. This is my first attempt at a Pokemon fic, so don't kill me.
