Burgundy
Ash
Hello Ash.
Burgundy, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
I would like to evaluate your Pokemon again.
Not again! You clearly know NOTHING about evaluating Pokemon. Even I can tell that much.
Do not question the intelligence of a Pokemon connoisseusse recognized by the Pokemon Connoisseur Association!
Fine, but I will question the intelligence of someone who missed their last connoisseur lesson because she couldn't read her watch.
How did you find out about that?
Word travels fast.
Actually, I overheard you and Cilan talking the last time we ran into you. You mentioned something about it to him then.
Why, you little....
How do you not know how to read a watch, anyway?
I know how to read a watch! I know that when the big hand points to the twelve and the little had points to the seven, it's seven o'clock!
So how did you manage to miss your class?
Well, my class was scheduled for eight-forty, so I planned to leave at a quarter past eight. So I waited until the big hand was at the five and the little hand was just past the eight before I left.
.......
What's the matter?
That's not what a quarter past eight means, Burgundy. I thought you said you knew how to read a watch?
Of course I do. When the big hand is at the twelve and the little hand is at the nine, it's nine o'clock. When the big hand is at the twelve and the little hand is at the six, it's six o'clock. And when-
Yeah yeah, okay. Do you know how to read your watch when the big hand is pointing somewhere other than the twelve?
For example, what time is it when the big hand is at the ten and the little hand is between the four and five?
Um...ten-four and a half?
NO. Okay, let's try another one. What about when the big hand is at the six and the little hand is between the seven and eight?
That would be...seven-six?
Wrong again. Fine, last one. When is half past one?
When the big hand is halfway between twelve and one?
HOW IN THE NAME OF HO-OH'S MYSTICAL RAINBOW FEATHERS ARE YOU SO STUPID?
IT'S NOT MY FAULT! I'M A POKEMON CONNOISSEUSSE, NOT A CLOCK-READING KIND OF GIRL!
FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN, YOU'RE NEITHER!
YOU ARE READING
Pokemon One-Shots and Headcanons
FanficJust a few one-shots of the Pokemon from XY. Told from all different perspectives. This is my first attempt at a Pokemon fic, so don't kill me.
