Pikachu: Well....I guess we've got the day off today. What are you all doing?
Greninja: Stuff...the usual...
Hawlucha: You're with Braixen, aren't you?
Greninja: ...No comment...
Sylveon: Where are you two anyway? You've been gone for the past three hours.
Braixen: We're somewhere private. That's all I'm telling you.
Greninja likes this.
Talonflame: Why are we having the day off anyway? We haven't had a break in...well, ever.
Pikachu: Ash has a fever and Serena and Clemont are making him rest.
Greninja: Er-should one of us be checking on him? It's usually at moments like these when Team Rocket decides to attack, you know.
Pikachu: Everything's fine so far, but we'll let you know if anything happens.
Hawlucha: .....I could use a good battle right about now.....
Greninja: Then go find an Ursaring.
The Ursaring that Hawlucha fought when Ash first met him likes this.
Ursaring: I'm waiting, forest pigeon.
Hawlucha: I am not a pigeon!
Pikachu: Really? What are you then?
Greninja: An Aztec Ho-oh?
Talonflame: A parrot?
Noivern: A hawk?
Hawlucha: Out of all three, I think I like the Aztec Ho-oh the best.
Ash: What Aztec Ho-oh?
Ho-oh and 100,000 others are wondering why Ash is on Facebook when he's supposed to be asleep.
Pikachu: Feeling better, Ash?
Ash: A bit. Just tired.
Greninja: Go to sleep, Ash.
Ash: Yes, mother.
Pikachu and everyone else in the world except Greninja likes this.
Greninja: HEY! I am not a-
Cassidy: Prepare for trouble-
Pikachu: Arceus damn it....
Butch: And make it double-
Ash: Oh great, not you two!
Cassidy: HEY! Don't interrupt our motto!
Ash: I'm sick of hearing it!
Talonflame: Um, Ash? Who are they?
Ash: They're the other members of Team Rocket. Cassidy and Buffy.
Butch: IT'S BUTCH! MY NAME IS RIGHT THERE ON THE SCREEN! HOW ARE YOU STILL GETTING IT WRONG?
Ash: My apologies Botch.
Cassidy likes this.
Butch: IT'S BUTCH!
Ash: Yes, I heard you the first time, Fred.
Greninja: Ash, his name is Buffy.
Hawlucha: Really? I thought it was Botch.
Pikachu: No, it was definitely Fred.
Hawlucha: Or maybe it was Buffy...
Ash: No, I think you were right. It's Botch.
Greninja: Fred sounds right, though...
Talonflame: No, wait! It's Biff!
Noivern: No, it's Clutch!
Pikachu: No, no, it's Fred.
Greninja: I'm pretty sure it's Biff.
Butch: IT'S BUFFY!....Oh, wait a minute....
Ash: That's what I thought.
Pancham, Chespin, Bunnelby, and Luxray aren't sure why they didn't have any lines in this conversation but aren't sure if they should ask.
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Pokemon One-Shots and Headcanons
FanfictionJust a few one-shots of the Pokemon from XY. Told from all different perspectives. This is my first attempt at a Pokemon fic, so don't kill me.
