Pokemon One-Shots and Headcanons

Pokemon Facebook: Jealousy

Ash Ketchum has logged on.
Pikachu has logged on.
Serena has logged on.
Clemont has logged on.
Greninja has logged on.
Bonnie has logged on.
Everyone else has also logged on.

Ash: How does this thing work exactly?

Serena: It's Facebook. You can use it to say pretty much whatever you want-

Ash: Oh, cool. Okay, Greninja is really fun to watch when he trips and falls on top of Braixen.
Greninja dislikes this comment.

Greninja: HEY!

Serena: ....But you should be careful what you say, since anyone can read it.
The privacy settings on Facebook would like to remind everyone that they exist and can be turned on.

Bonnie: Well, I'm with Ash. You two looked really cute together.
Greninja, Braixen, Ash, Serena, Clemont, Pikachu, Hawlucha, Noivern, Talonflame, Goodra, Alain, Tierno, Shauna, Trevor, Sawyer, Sawyer's Sceptile, Alain's Charizard, Pancham, Sylveon, Bunnelby, Luxray, and Chespin like this.

Braixen: Thanks, Bonnie.

Bonnie: You're welcome. 😎

Dawn: So does that mean Ash and Serena are together? Since Pokemon reflect their trainers' feelings and everything?

Paul: Troublesome, no one ACTUALLY said Greninja and Braixen were together. And Ash is still as dense as a black hole.

Ash: Well actually, now that you mention it....

Dawn: What, Ash?

Bonnie: Wait....

Clemont: You don't mean....

Everyone in the entire world: ARE YOU AND SERENA A THING NOW?!?!

Serena: Yes, we are. 😊
Everyone who ever lived just fainted and/or screamed.

Bonnie: YAY! FINALLY!

Misty: It's about time!

Shauna: Congratulations, you two!

Ash: Heh heh, thanks guys...although I think I might want to watch out for Calem now.

Greninja: Calem? Not that friend of Serena's that had a crush on her?

Ash: The one and only.

Pikachu: Oh yeah...he doesn't like Ash very much, and the fact that Ash is now dating Serena won't help matters.
Ash and Serena like this.

Ash: The feeling is mutual, I assure you.

Calem: Well hello my good friends, how are you on this lovely day?

Ash: Um...Calem? Are you feeling all right?

Calem: I'm doing just fine, Ash. Lovely to see you doing well.

Pikachu: I think he might have lost it a little.

Hawlucha: "A little"?

Calem: And Serena, it's even more lovely to see you.

Serena: Thanks, Calem.

Calem: So, can I interest you in going out to dinner with me tomorrow?
Every Amourshipper in the world strongly dislikes this.

Serena: Um, I'm sorry Calem, but I'm already going out with Ash.

Calem: Oh. I see.