Pokemon Text: Autocorrect

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Greninja
Hawlucha

Happy Thanksgiving.

Thanks, but it was yesterday?

Not for me it wasn't.

Ah, that's right. I forgot.

Who was in charge of fucking the turkey this year?

Lord Arceus almighty autocorrect! I meant cutting! Who was in charge of CUTTING the turkey this year?!

Haha.

Actually, Talonflame was supposed to, but he gave the job to Noivern because he didn't want to fuck the turkey.

*CUT Arceus damn it.

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We are both getting new phones and then never speaking of this conversation as long as we live.

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