sucks to suck

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The next morning, Cristina awoke to her favorite snapchat buddy, Luke with the hidden message of 'send nudes'.  She laughed as she sent him back a picture of the darkness with the caption:

'i don't feel ready for that type of commitment yet'

After she had gotten ready in her pajamas, she started heading to breakfast, running into her friends in the cafeteria.  She sat down at the circular table, devouring her french toast.  Honestly, college food wasn't that bad.  So long as you love all foods and don't mind being disappointed every once in a while.

She was in an interesting conversation on something about Star Wars, typical for her friends to discuss, when she got a message on snapchat.

lukehemmings: hey loser, im bored

bigbootyhoe: sucks to suck

lukehemmings: entertain me ;)

bigbootyhoe: i get my name might make me sound like a prostitute/stripper with serious daddy issues, but i'll have you know i love my father very much

lukehemmings: what if i have daddy issues

bigbootyhoe: i kinda doubt that

lukehemmings: ur right, i love my dad and mum

bigbootyhoe: mum? where are you from?

lukehemmings: ew im not giving you my personal information you stalker

bigbootyhoe: ha ha very funny. i'm all the way in the US and im broke as hell, i can't come find you anyways- even if i wanted to try.

lukehemmings: Australia

lukehemmings: and i wouldn't completely mind if you tried ;)

bigbootyhoe: nice to know, i'll be there in 5 years

lukehemmings: don't worry hun, i'll be in the US soon.  i'll find you

bigbootyhoe: way to make this creepy

lukehemmings: you know what would make it even creepier?

bigbootyhoe: do i even wwant to know?

lukehemmings: send nudes

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