Send Nudes // l.r.h

midgets are hot

After Cristina had somewhat shared her feelings with Luke, he had been more attentive to her.  If that was even possible.  Michael had also been snapping Cristina, even though she didn't really give him a warm welcome.

Although she had sent him multiple pictures of her middle finger, Michael still messaged her all the time.  It wasn't exactly what she was expecting, but it was nice.  Like she said before, she needed more friends.  What better than a guy she met through another stranger and still has yet to meet these people in real life?

Chances are, she's going to be brutally murdered one day.

As she was walking back from the gym, not to work out but to just work in general, she received her daily snap from Luke.  He had started up sending her daily snapchats of him with a different filter and his usual caption, 'send nudes'.

She quickly sent him back a picture of the sidewalk because she was insecure about taking a selfie in public.

lukehemmings: so where is it that you live? we never actually talk about it

bigbootyhoe: i'm either living in new york or texas, depends on the time of year

lukehemmings: college, i'm guessing?

bigbootyhoe: bingo

lukehemmings: well, idk if you've done any research on the band or our tour that we're going on, but we'll be in texas soon

bigbootyhoe: that's nice

lukehemmings: sorry, forgot i have to be straight with you, we'll be near each other.  let's meet for realz

bigbootyhoe: quick fact about me, i can't commit that early. you need to ask the day of and see if i'm busy or not sorrrrrrrrry

lukehemmings: fine, i'll ask when i'm actually close to you but you better be free to hang

lukehemmings: i still have yet to see you without a top on and i think that's your fault

bigbootyhoe: you'd have to buy me dinner first

lukehemmings: done, got a restaurant in mind?

bigbootyhoe: taco bell

lukehemmings: you don't have high standards, do you?

bigbootyhoe: i'm talking to you, aren't I?

lukehemmings: yeah yeah

lukehemmings: michael also wants to meet you

lukehemmings: i think he likes you

bigbootyhoe: and i think midgets are hot

bigbootyhoe: let's move on and talk about midgets

bigbootyhoe: do you know a midget?

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so practically no one reads this story and i actually think that's cool cause i can do whatever i want with no judgmental comments