Send Nudes // l.r.h

multiple affairs

cristina: hey loser, I thought you supported cake

calum: uh yeah, why is this coming up

cristina: um because I saw this video and it got me thinking

cristina: do you ship cake more or cashton

cristina: explain yourself hoe

cristina: https://youtu.be/hmwJpmu-CZE

calum: oh jeez, I'm blushing

calum: you've caught me red handed

calum: I've been having multiple affairs behind your back

cristina: hoW DARE yOu

cristina: I thought I meant something to you

cristina: now who's going to send me funny memes

calum: lol idk hoe, but I have the boys for that now

calum: I wonder what our ship name would be

cristina: I think calina would be cute

calum: that sounds cute enough to me

cristina: oh but what about my homeboi luke

calum: lukina wasn't meant to be obviously

cristina: oh gosh, that ship name makes me think of lukemia

cristina: we need a different one

cristina: ugh why'd you say it

calum: oops mah bad

calum: I guess I'll just leave it until you and Luke come up with something

calum: but for now, calina will rule!

cristina: calm your pants buddy

cristina: we have to start small

cristina: let's rule a Walmart or something first, see how it goes

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aye I like eggs

the video link she sends to calum is aboveee