Send Nudes // l.r.h

his mom tells him the same thing

cristina: ugghhHHHGHFSKJBH

calum: hi?

calum: i'm guessing you've watched the music video?

cristina: omgyessss

cristina: it's amazingggg, as i thought it would be

cristina: i'm about to go crazy so get ready

cristina: block me if needed

cristina: but HOLY FUCK LUKE LOOKS SO FUCKING HOT IN THE MUSIC VIDEO AND HIS HAIR IS SO FULL AND BEAUTIFUL AND AT ONE MOMENT HE LIFTS HIS SHIRT JUST A LITTLE AND OMG HE IS JUST DRESSED SO CUTE AND FORMALISH AND I JUST WANNA EAT HIM ALL UP UFDGHADFJKGBHVAR

cristina: AND THE VIDEO ITSELF MADE ME THINK I WAS ON ACID OR SOMETHING AND I KINDA LIKED IT AND NOW I WANNA JUST SIT IN THE DARK AND WATCH YOUR MUSIC VIDEO ON REPEAT FOR 3486 HOURS UNTIL I LITERALLY EXPLODE FROM MY OVARIES GOING CRAZY OK

cristina: and don't think i forgot about you either calpal

cristina: BECAUSE YOU LOOKED SUPER DUPER CUTE AND SHIT AND I LOVE YOUR WATERMELON SHIRT AND I WANT ONE NOW BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOU WERE BOPPING TO THE BEAT AND YOU JUST LOOKED SO PERFECT WHILE DANCING AROUND THE BOX AND I WANNA DANCE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW

cristina: WHY CAN'T I JUST MEET YOU NOW I WANNA SEEEEEEE YOUUUUU PEOPLEEEE

calum: ya done? lol

calum: thanks btw, maybe i'll let you borrow the shirt sometime ;)

cristina: yeah i'd actually drop dead right in front of you

cristina: not even joking

calum: i'll have to remember to wear it for the concert that night

calum: btw how close are you sitting to the stage?

cristina: not front row, but somewhere near the front-middle if that makes sense

cristina: lol i'll just send you snapchats of your own concert so you have somewhat of an idea

calum: gotcha

calum: wanna hear luke's response to your response about him in the music video?

cristina: i'm dying rn

cristina: UM YESSS

calum: he says thanks for the compliments

calum: and his mom tells him the same thing all the time

cristina: AH MY BABY HE'S TOO CUTE

cristina: tell him i'm coming for him soon, but don't make it sound that creepy

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ayayyayayyayayy the music video is sooo fucking great and i love it thanks for asking