Send Nudes // l.r.h

i can smell her herpes

As Luke was nodding his head and saying multiple 'uh huh's to the desperate teenage girls, he was mostly focusing on his snapchat.  His main task of the evening was to get Cristina to accept his apology and start getting things back to normal.  She was only making it more difficult for him.  Challenge accepted.

lukehemmings: im so sorry, Cristina

lukehemmings: like sooo seriously super sorry

lukehemmings: and i'll explain everything, but it's alot to type.  are you sure you don't want to just hear it?

bigbootyhoe: yah bruh

lukehemmings: you're a pain in my ass

lukehemmings: it was all a publicity stunt, michael and the other boys encouraged it so i figured it'd make everyone else happy.  then the manager found her on craigslist and she became my new 'gf'.  i didn't like it, but it was just work so i went with it.  we did nothing, it meant nothing, she was a bitch. i want to be with you, and it took me until now to finally realize what i was doing.  i dropped her, i walked out, and i flew here. who knows, my manager could literally hate me right now but idc

lukehemmings: i want to be with you and that's all that matters. if i have to have a girlfriend for the publicity, why does it have to be fake? why not have a real one that i actually care for and want to be with?

lukehemmings: are you getting what im saying?

bigbootyhoe: yeah, hey, you're going to be pissed probably, but i accidentally pressed the wrong button and left the chat.  i missed all your messages sorrrrrrrry

lukehemmings: ur kidding, right?

bigbootyhoe: wish i was buddy

lukehemmings: omg i just poured out my heart

bigbootyhoe: but did you really?

lukehemmings: well now you don't get to figure that out

lukehemmings: im sorry, truly

bigbootyhoe: alright

bigbootyhoe: honestly, i would've forgiven you awhile back, but i wanted to see how far you'd go.

lukehemmings: have i ever told you how much i hate you?

lukehemmings: get these girls away from me

lukehemmings: i can smell her herpes

lukehemmings: i just want to be with you now

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BOOM. enjoy