Send Nudes // l.r.h

give it to me daddy

cristina: hey hoe entertain me

calum: how should i do that?

cristina:  tell me some jokes

cristina: preferably stupid ones

calum: lol give me a second then

cristina: no

cristina: i want the joke now

cristina: give it to me daddy

cristina: don't fail me now

calum: you're so cringey sometimes

cristina: yeah, i get that a lot

cristina: now joke me bro

calum: uh what do you call a chicken that's afraid to cross the road

cristina: idk man, smart?

calum: no

calum: a chicken

cristina: i don't get it

calum: really?

cristina: idk how many times we've had this conversation, but you should understand by now that i'm a stupid human being

cristina: now pls explain

calum: you call someone who's scared to do something a chicken, so in this joke you're calling the chicken a chicken because it's scared

calum: get it

cristina: you're not funny

cristina: ughfgadjbk

calum: what do you want from me woman

cristina: I WANTED A FUNNNY JOKE

cristina: YOU FAILED ME

cristina: I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU

calum: whaaaa

calum: were we together

cristina: omg worst boyfriend ever

cristina: jk we weren't but now i know it's not meant to be because you suck at jokes

calum: awh well shit

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heyo frands. currently sitting on the toilet, thought i should update this story. you're welcome