Send Nudes // l.r.h

suck mine instead

cristina: aye bitch

cristina: guess who found her dream apartment

luke: you're so kind with your words

luke: and i'm guessing you did?

cristina: fuck yeah i did

luke: so is it officially yours?

cristina: oh hell no

cristina: i still gotta get my references and call the owner and whatnot adult things blah blah

luke: put me down as a reference

cristina: lol seriously?

luke: yeah

luke: put me as whatever you need so you can get your dream apartment

cristina: you're ridiculous

luke: maybe

luke: but i just want to make sure you get everything you want

luke: am i crazy?

cristina: yeah, actually

luke: no, but i am a little drunk

cristina: you know what they say

luke: that i love you

cristina: what

luke: it's what the boys say

luke: why

cristina: I was just gonna say, drunk words are sober thoughts

(Aka one of the best fanfics ever)

cristina: do you love me lukey

luke: don't call me that or i won't love you

luke: i don't think i love you

luke: but what do i know

cristina: wow THE luke hemmings loves me

cristina: i can't say i didn't see this coming

cristina: ive only been praying to the gods for this shit ever since i first learned of your existence

luke: how much is it to get your apartment

cristina: wow change the subject then

luke: tell meeee

cristina: a fucking lot dude

luke: i need numbers

cristina: no because then you're going to do something stupid like give me the money and i just can't handle that much kindness

cristina: i gotta suck your dick or something idk i just feel like i need to work for that

luke: we'll take care of that later, don't worry

luke: ;)

cristina: how am i blushing over text

cristina: i hate you

luke: okay now stop playing, how much do you need

cristina: i don't need anything

luke: you can't suck the landlord's dick for this apartment, i won't allow it

luke: suck mine instead

cristina: woah there buddy

cristina: since when did you become controlling

luke: since i fell in love with you

luke: asshole

cristina: shut up lamp post

luke: whatever i don't need an amount from you, i'll just send however much i want

Luke Hemmings sent Cristina What's-Her-Face $5,000.

cristina: i fucking hate you

luke: let me know when you need some more ;)

luke: we'll settle your debts later

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I'm dying this all became a little more sexual than I was planning but I'm not mad about it

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