Send Nudes // l.r.h

i do succ

calum: are you finished freaking out over luke?

calum: i have feeling you know

calum: and you're kinda hurting them

cristina: i'm sorry, but have you seen him

cristina: he's on my list of potential baby daddies so excuse you

calum: okay but it's still rude when i'm the one you wrote your number on

cristina: yeah how the hell did that happen

calum: idk man, alcohol does things to a person

calum: maybe you wanted me to give the number to luke

cristina: that honestly sounds like the only reasonable explanation

cristina: no offense

calum: i am taking offense

calum: to that and everything else you've said

calum: do you hear that?

cristina: hear what?

calum: my heart breaking because you suck

cristina: i do succ

calum: NO not two c's

calum: you just suck

cristina: i have to get on a plane now

cristina: but tell luke

cristina: for him, i'd succ anyday

calum: omg i am finally understanding why you chose your username....

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this is so fun to write