Send Nudes // l.r.h

she wasnt fucking around

Luke walked behind Cristina, making sure to keep a foot between them just in case she was still feeling violent.

They entered the store, Cristina heading right towards the candy isle.

She wasn't fucking around.  This was serious.

Luke watched carefully as Cristina scanned the isle, grabbing at KitKats and Reese's, then walking towards the refrigerated area.

He smiled as she had a little pep in her step because she was excited to eat it all. 

As she grabbed a bottle of mountain dew, Luke decided to join in on the fun.  He grabbed a bottle of mountain dew as well, then headed back to the chips area to grab a bag of goldfish.

He was just about to grab some oreos when Cristina stopped dead in her tracks, almost dropping the food.

But she would never because food was life.

Luke glanced down at her curiously, "What's happening?"

Cristina pointed up at the ceiling, like that was supposed to mean something to look.  When he didn't respond she just rolled her eyes and explained further.

"Do you not hear the song playing right now?"

Heavydirtysoul by Twenty One Pilots was playing on softly in the background, and Cristina just couldn't resist the urge.

She placed her items on the shelf beside her, knocking most other items over or onto the floor.  She started doing random moves, starting with the sprinkler, going somewhat with the beat.  Luke looked around the store, feeling a bit embarrassed to be with her.

He glanced back at the old man running the cash register, then he felt the need to apologize but the man stopped him.

"Don't worry about it, she does it almost every other day."

Luke shrugged, glancing back at Cristina who was now riding an imaginary ostrich around the store?

"Cristina, what are you-"

"Join me!"

Luke laughed awkwardly, "I don't know what you're doing."

She sighed, stopping in front of him to demonstrate.  

"Hold your hands out like you're pushing a shopping cart, and grab the milk."

She demonstrated to Luke while bobbing her head.  He felt ridiculous but joined anyways.  

"Don't forget to check the expiration date on your milk.  Oh, look, some cheese!"

Luke started laughing, and at this point, he wasn't feeling as embarrassed.  He stopped, bumping into Cristina and causing her to stop.  

"Can we go now?"

"Bitch, I call the shots.  Now, show me your moves."

Luke sighed, "This is like torture."

Cristina crossed her arms and started to tap her foot.  

"Fine."  Luke huffed, starting to do some awkward maraca shaking dance move, but without the maracas.  Cristina laughed at him, shaking her head.

He then switched to jumping up and down while waving his hands back and forth.

She still kind of hated him, but he was cute as fuck.

"All right, you're obviously not a natural at this.  Let's leave before you embarrass me anymore."

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yayayyyyyyyyyy im done with finals time to go home

this was dedicated to my main gurl 

you da bomb.com