Send Nudes // l.r.h

i told her you had a small dick

One chilly morning, Cristina woke up to a new snapchat video from Luke.  It caused butterflies in her stomach, mainly because she's never gotten a video from him.  She didn't know how to feel about it, but her stomach was telling her to feel anxious apparently.

She pressed on his name, and the video started out with Luke's dimpled smile and a cute giggle after he asked Michael a question, and then the camera turned to Michael as he answered some half-ass answer.

'Michael! What'd you tell bigbootyhoe about me?  Someone just tell me!'

Then Michael responded, not knowing he was being recorded.

'I told her you had a small dick.'

Then Luke erupted into a fit of giggles.  Cristina couldn't help but laugh herself.  Not at what Michael said, but her roommate's reaction to the snapchat she had just received.  

"I told you that your username shouldn't have been that provocative."  

Cristina shrugged in response, "I obviously do what I want though.  Plus, I got a hot Australian boy snapchatting me, what do you have?"  There was no response from her roommate, making Cristina smile triumphantly.  "Exactly."

Cristina sent back a quick mirror picture of herself with one leg awkwardly lifted onto the counter in their dorm.  She was wearing her comfy Adidas sweatpants, rainbow fuzzy socks, and a cat sweater, and her hair was an absolute mess.  But since Luke was a stranger, she didn't really care about her appearance.

'first, that's not what he told me and second, how do you not know my name yet?'

Luke sent back almost immediately, as though he was waiting for her to send him a message.

'obviously, and you've seen my nudes, i wasn't worried about that.  and it's never come up in our convo i guess?'

Cristina smiled to herself, ditching the pictures and going into the messaging part of snapchat.

bigbootyhoe: you're nudes were average at best.  and my name's Cristina.  please stop referring to me as bigbootyhoe, it's degrading.

lukehemmings: but you made it your username..? you're confusing Cristina, and my nudes were nothing less than perfection

bigbootyhoe: i'm not even supposed to be talking to you, remember?

lukehemmings: no please don't leave again, i miss talking to my bigbootyhoe :(

bigbootyhoe: goodbye again, luke ;)

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