Send Nudes // l.r.h

start up a strip club?

cristina: princess diaries makes me cry lowkey

luke: ur weird

cristina: okay nevermind i'll go talk to calum

luke: no wait i take it back stayyyyy

cristina: nope too late, you lost your chance

luke: WAIT

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cristina: hey calpal

cristina: the princess diaries is making me cry

calum: i'm sorry

calum: try watching something else

cristina: ugh i'm too lazy

cristina: it'll end in like 10 minutes anyways

cristina: distract me

calum: well

calum: we just celebrated luke's birthday the other day

calum: we'll have to celebrate altogether when we visit

cristina: i'm so down

cristina: let's go clubbing

cristina: i'll bring my grandma

calum: perfect

calum: oh btw i was wondering something

calum: you know how luke is your sugar daddy or whatever?

cristina: yeah?

calum: what are you going to do with all the money you get from him?

cristina: i honestly don't even know

cristina: i never actually thought i'd get a sugar daddy

cristina: not to mention it being luke fucking hemmings 

cristina: and for the stupidest things

cristina: do you know he hasn't even asked for nudes

cristina: he only wants me to send him pictures of my feet or my grandma or me drinking water

cristina: this is the best job i've ever had, hands down

calum: it's crazy what a drunken night and a snapchat can do for you

cristina: right?

cristina: but seriously, i think i'll just save up all the money for now

cristina: maybe get an apartment one day so that i can move out

cristina: or maybe i'll start my own business

calum: oh? and what's that going to be?

cristina: how do you feel about helping me start up a strip club?

calum: okay i'm going now

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yayayayya

these fillers are all basically planning out their schedules for when they are all reunited btw

and hey, i uploaded my video on how to write a dope fanfic

https://youtu.be/n3BL7aTr4Rk

link is also in the comments and my profile

question of the day - what type of business would you like to open and what would be the name if you had a sugar daddy/investor to take care of all the financials?