Send Nudes // l.r.h

my uterus is still available

cristina: hey calpal

cristina: i'm pregnant

calum: whAT

calum: i thought you were waiting to have luke's babies?

cristina: oops

calum: okay wait, are you being serious?

cristina: idk man

cristina: i was supposed to have my period two days ago so

cristina: guess who's going to be a crazy pageant mom

calum: i think you're being a bit dramatic

cristina: is dramatic another word for pregnant

cristina: because yes

cristina: and how dare you

calum: i'm guessing you'll be getting your period soon

cristina: what makes you say that

calum: you just seem a bit more emotional

cristina: wow fuck u

cristina: but you right, i love you still

cristina: i'll update you when i get it

cristina: tell luke my uterus is still available for inseminating

cristina: actually don't

cristina: that's weird i'm sorry

cristina: actually

cristina: go for it, what do i have to lose

calum: you need help

calum: but i told luke

cristina: omg what'd he say

calum: he asked who you were, and why i was talking with you

cristina: oooo i think it's time to share your secret frandship with the boys

calum: whyyy

cristina: because i think it's time for the readers of this amazingly cringey ass fanfic to finally see my "first" official convo with the lanky string cheese man i unfortunately am in love with

calum: ughghhh do i have to

calum: only if you talk to me most

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wooooooooooh REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOOOOD