It finally happened.
Not exactly what Cristina wanted or was hoping for, but it was probably the next best thing.
@chizzleindahood added you (idk his user so I made this up enjoy)
Cristina honestly didn't believe it, especially with that cringey ass username.
cristina: what type of fake account is that?
calum: it's my hidden personal account
calum: you can't say shit when you have bigbootyhoe as your username
cristina: you need to send me some proof so I know it's really you
cristina: not only have I been catfished before, but I'm also a pro at it
And so Calum sent her a video, of the one and only Calum Hood himself saying a personal hello to Cristina, then showing off a little bit of Luke at the end. He knew that would get her to swoon and to definitely believe it was the real deal.
calum: believe me now?
cristina: oh my diddly damn it's really you
cristina: HOW IN THE HELL DID I END UP WRITING MY NUMNER ON YOUR FUCKING CHEST AT TGAT PARTY AND OML LUKE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKIBG SNACK TODAY
cristina: but like seriously tho, I thought I trained drunk me to go for gold
cristina: and no offense, but Luke was the golden snitch
cristina: and I'm about to snatch him UP BECAUSE HE IS A TALL DRJNK OF WATER AND IM A THIRSTY ASS HOE FOR HIS LANKY GIRAFFE BOD GIVE IT TO ME DADDY YES
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I am so sorry about the turn this story has taken but it feels like home to me and I love writing the point of view of my fangirl self and it's just so pure and honest
YOU ARE READING
Send Nudes // l.r.h
Fanfictionyour boy just wants nudes [highest ranking: fanfiction #195] thank you @CharlesSara for the cover, I adore it so much! ❤
