Send Nudes // l.r.h

just takes my pants off

cristina: hey loser, I just watched the meme review interview thing

calum: ya?

cristina: just thought I'd share that with you

cristina: and that I thought you looked super duper cute laughing

calum: wow thanks

calum: anything else?

cristina: nope that was it

calum: wOw nothing about Luke this time? he's going to be disappointed when I have nothing new to tell him

cristina: ha hA you're so funny

cristina: idk, he looked as glorious as he usually does but I feel like you already know that

calum: are you feeling okay? are you dying? should I call someone for you?

cristina: shut up

cristina: I thought I'd be nice and give you a break from my luke obsession

cristina: but if you insist

cristina: HIS CUTE FUCKING LITTLE SMILE AND LAUGH, HIS MESMERIZING VOICE AND HIS LONG LUSCIOUS HAIR, EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM SOMEHOW JUST TAKES MY PANTS OFF AND IDK HOW

calum: there's the bigbootyhoe I know and love

cristina: omg did you forget my name?

calum: nah, I just haven't changed it in my phone

cristina: what's my name calpal

calum: you really think I'd forget your name? After all the months we've talked and obsessed together

cristina: okay buddy, first, I do think you'd forget

cristina: and second, this obsession is a one sided thing and we both know that.

cristina: although I'd be really happy if you joined in sometimes

calum: hey, I support cake 100%

calum: I just have to convince Luke that

cristina: calum..

cristina: seriously tho, what's my name?

calum: okay jeez I forgot it, but you can't blame me

calum: you've only said your name maybe like 3 times since we started talking

calum: you've said Luke's and my name way more, I would've been more convinced if you were named Luke too at this point.

cristina: oooh do you think that'd be a way to get Luke to notice me? If I change my name?

cristina: and my name is cristina ya whore

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just a fun quick update because I watched one of their interview things and I felt inspired (:

sometimes I wonder if anyone I see throughout the day has read my stories