Send Nudes // l.r.h

ur doing gr8 sweaty

cristina: y'all I'm at the gym and I'm sweaty

michael: ur doin gr8 sweaty

cristina: thanks dad

ashton: hey

luke: hello

calum: hi

calum: why r u working out, you're perfect the way you are

luke: stop sucking her dick cal

calum: would you rather I suck yours instead

cristina: okay boys jeez let's keep it pg13 here I'm a child

cristina: and I'm working out because my mom called me chubbs

michael: tell your mom to square up

ashton: you can't fight an older woman michael

ashton: that's bad press for the band

michael: are you sure

luke: I'm sure plenty of teen girls would love that we fight moms

ashton: this is why I'm seen as the daddy of the group

cristina: that and because you're sexy as hell

luke: hey

calum: what

cristina: wut

cristina: sorry lemme swerve back in my lane

cristina: im a hoe for luke

luke: much better

cristina: uys I still have 20 minutes on this stupid bike thing and I don't think I'm even doing it right help

calum: when we come to visit your grandma, we'll go to the gym with you and teach you

luke: i'll help you with the squats ;)

cristina: lol I'm crying

cristina: but for real tho?

ashton: im totally down

michael: I'll teach you how to be professionally lazy at a gym

cristina: I like Michael the most right now

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guys I'm at the gym right now at this hotel I'm staying at and I'm sweaty and disgusting and sunburnt but I'm on this bike and my legs hurt but I figured writing this would be a good distraction

wow okay so what are y'all doing for this 4th of July weekend? I went to a waterpark and now I'm celebrating my dad's bday tomorrow :)

okay bye I love you