(hi hey hello um, we're just going to pretend that this story skipped ahead a few months and is now taking place in current day, calum and cristina are frands but she still hasn't met him or any of the other band members. aaaaand 5SOS3 is cominggg i'm ready)
cristina: hey hoe release 5sos3
calum: um, manners?
cristina: sorry, release 5sos3 or else i'm going to shove a plunger up your asshole
calum: not until you say the magic word
cristina: idk why i like your band anymore tbh
cristina: you all are fucking teases
calum: you like it though ;)
cristina: i'd like it to have luke singing to my soul rn but you're fucking lame
calum: wow you're really worked up over this, aren't you?
cristina: 2 YEARS MAN
cristina: WHO TF DOES THIS TO THEIR FANS
cristina: I NEEEEEED NEW MUSIC
calum: you're just going to have to wait a bit longer
cristina: omg can you just like, idk leak me the new song and i'll leak it to the rest of the fandom and then we can all just blame it on luke and call it a day?
cristina: plz
cristina: i'm crying
cristina: calum i love you
calum: wow considering that's the first time i actually believed that from you, i'm going to have to say no
calum: wait another few days peasant
cristina: WHY DO YOU TORTURE YOUR FANS
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i need 5sos3 now

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