Where We Never Look--The Forgotten Places

If I Was A Princess

If I was a princess, I wouldn't sit up straight.

I slouch a little, and always be late.

I wouldn't play the harp,

Or be afraid of the dark.

I'd bathe my own horse,

And never endorse

The delicacy of any certain people.

I'd never be married in a little white steeple. 

If I were a princess, I'd drive everyone crazy

Because I'm simply not a lady.