Mess / Rant

The cash of the johnny should summon spring bc im a whale and need nature

2-5-17

I've been eating all day.

Like mom stop

I'm not even a food fanatic but like she pull out that salmon dip and you gotta cop you know what I'm saying and then thirty minutes later you can be a fucking farmer by the amount of potatoes you've consumed bc of your chips and dip addiction and she's like "I'm making pizza from scratch too save room" TELL THAT TO THE POTATO FAMILY BITCH

But nah it's whatever

I'll just be a whale

Worth it though 👌

Also Johnny Cash is the fucking shit and I used to say he was a guilty pleasure but I'm not hiding that shit like suck my dick he's a fucking legend bros

Wow the profanity in that paragraph xD I need to be stopped

Ughhhhhh Lindsay Lohan was so hot before the drugs

All good things die.
Everything dies.
Death is the last page
And we're all readers,
Watchers and experimentalists alike,
But we all go down in the end,
Hope is a terrifying concept
Laced with death.

That wasn't even a poem but I didn't space it.

Tell winter to melt down a sewage drain bc goddamn it I miss my nature. I can't do jackshit here in the winter.

Remember that friend who got stuck on a fence?? I think that was one of the first few in here. Yeah well whenever she comes over now, I literally blow up my snapchat story. I have no chill.

Speaking of no chill.

Spring hurry up.

People are stupid.

That's all.

Peace
-Randy