Carlilse-You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
Edward- is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!
Jasper -You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
Emmett -Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
Sam-There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus
Jacob- i might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!
Paul -Smile, if you want to have sex with me.
Jared-I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
Quil-You know what I like in a girl? [What?] Me.
Embry-Let’s play Barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
Seth-You’re like Pringles once I pop you, I can’t stop you
Requests are open everyone it can be clean or dirty I doesn't matter and I accept ideas. If you haven't check out my first twilight preferences
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Twilight Preferences Pt.2
Fanfictionthis is a pt.2 to my first twilight preferences requests are always open and ideas too
