If anyone thought playing DnD was just nerdy, you're right. Depending on the people you play with it can wild real fast. I'll share some of my quotes that my friends have said while playing this game.

"My character's a psycho named Psycho, more than just being Chaotic evil, he also hordes loads of the drugged up funnel cake."

"I'm a rat elf. My favorite rat is named Linguini."

"Hey since you and I are both elves let's stack on top of each other and try to be normal height."
"Will we be wearing a trench coat?"

"This ring costs more gold than you have."
"Can I trade it for a hardworking rat?"

"Let me try and seduce this weasel into not attacking us."

"You encountered some weasels enhanced by drugs."
"How would weasels even get drugs?"
"They get together and make bad decisions."

*One character proceeds to wack a weasel with a stick which was supposed to be a shovel.*

"I bet the Druids are secretly laughing at us as we're fighting."
"Well I'm openly laughing at you."

"SAVE MY RAT FROM DROWNING!"
"No."

*All the other members proceed to kill off my friends Chaotic Evil character.*
"I'll be giving you all the double middle finger as I plummet to my death."

It was a magical experience that lasted for 6 hours.

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