geewhiz: hi drrr
fronk: chicken fillet
breadslice: m8888
ryro: soggy nugget
.:tyjo:.: nugget sacks
jishy fishy: chicken pregnancy
milkyway: udders
pattycake: pan fried ostrich fat
breadslice: milk up your ass
.:tyjo:. eww WTF
jishy fishy: you perv
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the author: the milk fic would 69/10 recommend
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breadslice: what
dadlon: mcdonald's menu: McOstrich burger, Salmon Milk, Author McFlurry with an egg on it
breadslice: oH
pepe: and you got it wrong
dadlon: that will be fifty dollars plz
pepe: it's McSalmon McMilk
ken: not buying it you illuminati
dadlon: it's illuminati mcsalmon mcmilk
ken: that's not even an insult who am i
ken: who are ypu
ken: ypu
breadslice: hahahhaha
ken: you
ryro: upu
ken: YES I GOT IT RIGHT FITE ME IRL
ryro: i can't the teacher will see
pattycake: you poos
ryro: you milk
my name is going to be phillip lester soon: you are a toaster
danisnotonfire is dead ok: you're a microwave
breadslice: i didn't go there
ryro: canadian syrup
ryro: .com
breadslice: you went to burger king
dadlon: how do you know
breadslice: because i am satan
dadlon: what did i buy
breadslice: ostrich burger
pepe: when you try your best but you don't succeed
pepe: when you try your best but you don't succeed
pepe: when you try your best but you don't succeed
pepe: when you try your best but you don't succeed
pepe: when you try your best but you don't succeed
pepe: when you try your best but you don't succeed
pepe: when you try your best but you don't succeed
pattycake: suck your dog's toe nails
pattycake: queef*
pepe: how did that even work you spork
breadslice: stab me with a lego brick
ryro: you extendable fork
breadslice: it'll be fun
dadlon: extendable ostrich neck
melmart: someone bought mcsalmon mcmilk and they died two days later of salmonella
pepe: is that even a think
dadlon: i thought it was milksalmonMcItis
melmart: nah mate
pepe: thing not think what the patrick stump
pattycake: no thx pete
pepe: i say that sometimes leave me alone
pattycake: your mum
ryro: whoops don't eat me you rats
pepe: *TrIGERRed
ryro: sh00k
breadslice: i feel violated by this conversation
geewhiz: same
fronk: idek
pepe: making my way downtown
pepe: walking fast
fronk: *sees time*
pepe: wAlKinG fAsTeR
geewhiz: wait what's the teacher even talking about wtf
RAYofsunshine: simultaneous equations do you even math
RAYofsunshine: because neither do i
a/n i'm so sorry but this conversation happened in class the other day and we were allowed our phones for maths revision and we ended up texting even though we were right next to each other and i just don't even know anymore
also my exams started so help me
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Fanfictionjust your average kik gc fic. not too much drama happens; it's all a joke really. //lowercase intended\\
