a/n - another part like last time - i enjoyed writing it & people seemed to enjoy reading it :)
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dadlon: it's 3:35am
dadlon: what am i supposed to eat
dadlon: i want cereal
dadlon: but i don't wanna leave my room
breadslice: eat air
ryro: A I R
dadlon: yum so good
dadlon: air is delicious
dadlon: i love oxygen
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remmy-the-rat: i have a wii and a wii u i really flex
ryro: i have a life- just kidding
yelyah: are wii really flexing now
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ryro: 9:11 make a wi-
ryro: wait
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halsey: ohhhhh the tea is going down in the hotel transylvania fandom
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billie joe: you're ... kissing your ... uncle?
ryro: sweet home alabama
breadslice: ;)))
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yelyah: you tired yet?
halsey: yeah
yelyah: okay good night
halsey: goodnight
halsey: wait can i pee first
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dom: i'm gonna say "i fucking love satan" and dress as a goth girl just to see what the christians would say
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melmart: hey guys where's ashley
billie joe: WHO FUCKED THEIR CHICKEN????
breadslice: i'm smoking ass rn
dadlon: smoking ass
dadlon: i was smoking w-
dadlon: nvm i'm a good person
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dadlon: i got some new checkered vans i'm happy but this time they're slip ons so i'm cool like that
breadslice: is that cause you don't know how to tie your shoelaces
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breadslice: where's pete
breadslice: i'll suck his dick
melmart: pete told me to bang ash yesterday so he's up for it bren
pepe: i'm here
trick: he's meditating
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awsten loves lettuce: i wrote a song called turbulent and it's about ur mum
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billie joe: you need help x
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breadslice: mr armstrong what happened to those nurdes
ryro: nurdes
billie joe: wtf are nurdes
ryro: learn to spell nudes before you ask for them
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yelyah: THERES A FLYING FADDU LONG LEGS IN MY HOUSE
yelyah: DALLON GET OUT
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trick: is your refrigerator running
pepe: no he's gone swimming
trick: fuck call the police
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billie joe: are y'all thirsting over jack frost
emmy: no-
yelyah: emerson is
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breadslice: yolo swag
billie joe: never say that again
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halsey: not nudes but he's just naked
halsey: okay i explained that terribly
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trick: yee congrats northern ireland on having legalised abortion and gay marriage!!
pepe: you can legally be gay now!!
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gee: i want communism
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breadslice: dallon's such a good friend
breadslice: eat his toes please
pepe: i will
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barnacle boy: i'm gonna crash at ur apartment everyday tho js
breadslice: come have sex with me and my dog
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melmart: is your dad a terroist? because you're the bomb!
dadlon: i was kinda thinking along the lines of
dadlon: are you the drums? 'cause i wanna bang you
dadlon: but ok
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halsey: i put my dick in a bag of doritos
halsey: cause i got depression
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breadslice: i have recently discovered a gnomeo and juliet vore fan fiction and i had such a huge crisis i felt myself astral project into 1960
billie joe: what the fuck
ryro: calm down doctor strange
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dadlon: i need to pee
dadlon: but i can't use the bathroom
ryro: why
dadlon: my dad is fucjing stuff in it
dadlon: FIXING
pepe: i hate it when my dad fucks the toilet
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yelyah: MY PHONE WONT STOP PLAYING HEEHEE BY MICHAEL JACKSON
yelyah: THIS IS IRRELEVANT RIGHT NOW
yelyah: BUT ITS JUST
yelyah: HEEHEE
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ryro: marry ur cousin
yelyah: ew no
yelyah: he is m a l e
billie joe: that's your only problem with this
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a/n - anyways these are all i have of messages from my gc and other friends so yes this part and the previous part are dedicated to them cos i love them
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Fanfictionjust your average kik gc fic. not too much drama happens; it's all a joke really. //lowercase intended\\