billie joe: hello children
breadslice: do you not have friends to talk to
billie joe: no
breadslice: oh shit that's actually really sad
billie joe: i know
ryro: okay let's have a party round billie's house
yelyah: ryan we had a party the other day
ryro: yeah that was like,, two weeks ago
yelyah: i mean,, you and bren can go but most of us have parents that have high standards for us, and we have to stay at home
ryro: yeah i guess
ryro: i mean my parents gave up on me a long time ago
breadslice: same
billie joe: it's okay we can just have weed brownies
breadslice: yes i'm in
nicolesrow: can i come
nicolesrow: no im jk
nicolesrow: im a child of gOD
ryro: nicole
nicolesrow: ryan
ryro: you're gay
nicolesrow: oh yeah
yelyah: guys
halsey: yes
yelyah: i love imdb
halsey: what
yelyah: bob the builder and his machine team are ready to tackle any project. bob and the can-do crew demonstrate the power of positive thinking, problem-solving, teamwork, and follow-through. the team always shows that "the fun is in getting it done!" bob the builder can be seen building, digging, and hauling.
halsey: oh
yelyah: yes
halsey: nice
halsey: were you going anywhere with this
yelyah: yes
yelyah: please look up your names on urban dictionary
yelyah: all of you ::::)
halsey: oh okay
halsey: that isn't related at all but go off i guess
lex: "the most amazing man you could ever meet. truly a life changing human being. the best boyfriend and best friend anyone could ever have. alex is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, funniest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. alex is sheltering, comforting, protective, generous, and loving. alex is the most handsome man to ever exist. alex can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. alex is just flawless. you may say he has flaws, but they aren't flaws if you love them, and you will love every single thing about alex. alex does tend to fuck shit up with how adventurous, energetic, brave, and curious he is-- but that's what makes alex, alex."
lex: AW IM FLATTERED
jack-off: you're welcome
lex: was that actually you
jack-off: yes
lex: please marry me
jack-off: planning to
dadlon: right time to plan a wedding
lex: thanks dallon
dadlon: (:
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Fanfictionjust your average kik gc fic. not too much drama happens; it's all a joke really. //lowercase intended\\