spence: why do iphones take like twenty million years to turn back on after they die. like i plug it in to carry on a conversation i was having or to text someone and it's like "nope you hurt me. give me some more time to think whether we should be in a relationship anymore."
frohman: probably the truest thing i've seen all week
princess andy: all month
jon not john: all year
RAYofsunshine: all my life
.:tyjo:.: if i was in a room full of explosives and i had to eat a banana to get out i would die
jishyfishy: how would you get in that situation in the first place
.:tyjo:.: idk just saying
jishyfishy: but i agree with you
.:tyjo:.: yay
jon not john: why do people get confused when they see pictures of hitler being nice to his friends and family
jon not john: like do they expect him to sit there all day rubbing his hands together and muttering 'jews' under his breath then plotting how to murder them
frohman: yes
jon not john: oh
princess andy: OKAY HOLY
princess andy: NONE OF YOU ARE IN THIS CLASS WITH ME
princess andy: BUT THE TEACHER TOLD US ALL TO BE QUIET BECAUSE HE WAS DOING "IMPORTANT WORK" BUT HE DIDN'T REALISE THAT HIS LAPTOP WAS HOOKED UP TO THE SCREEN AT THE FRONT OF THE CLASS AND HE'S WATCHING TITANIC AND I'M WHEEZING?
spence: i wanna be in that class
RAYofsunshine: so i just asked my english teacher whether teachers shipped students and then i had to explain what shipping was
RAYofsunshine: after that, she said that it was the most popular conversation that they had in the staff room
RAYofsunshine: she also told me that's why they always put patrick and pete together in projects and partner work
RAYofsunshine: because they think that they go well together
jon not john: don't we all
spence: tru i ship them
pepe: what
pattycake: what
frohman: o shit
princess andy: o shit indeed
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Fanficjust your average kik gc fic. not too much drama happens; it's all a joke really. //lowercase intended\\
