melmart: we have a new person
ryro: yes?
melmart: you guys didn't do the thing
ryro: what thing?
melmart: name, pronouns, sexuality
melmart: and picture
ryro: we didn't do that with hayley either
melmart: or mr armstrong
ryro: uhm okay
ryro: OTHER RYAN AND HAYLEY
yelyah: what
seaman: yes hello hi
ryro: name, pronouns, sexuality, picture gO gO gO
yelyah: hayley, she/her, lesbian
yelyah:
seaman: ryan, he/him, gay asf
dadlon: BOI
dadlon: whEN DID YOU GO ON A PLANE
dadlon: aRE YOU LEAVING ME
seaman: yes
seaman: i'm literally flying to LA
seaman: take off is in 5 minutes, so we're allowed our phones for a little longer
breadslice: wait
breadslice: LA?
seaman: yeah, why?
breadslice: wE ALL LIVE THERE
seaman: REALLY
breadslice: YEAH
breadslice: aside from dallon obviously
dadlon: now i feel lonely
breadslice: it's okay dal
breadslice: but you should come to LA some time
dadlon: i would if my parents let me
seaman: dallon we'll skype you
dadlon: YAY
dadlon: SO I CAN FINALLY MEET EVERYONE
dadlon: KIND OF
pattycake: YAY
pepe: I'M KIND OF REALLY EXCITED
seaman: WAIT
seaman: are we actually meeting tho
seaman: literally we've known each other for two days
seaman: and LA is a big place sooooo
breadslice: what part of LA are you going to
seaman: our plane lands at long beach airport if that helps
breadslice: MAN
breadslice: WE LIVE IN LAKEWOOD
breadslice: WE LIVE LIKE A TEN MINUTE DRIVE FROM THE AIRPORT
seaman: rEALLY
breadslice: wOULD I LIE TO YOU
seaman: IDK I'VE KNOWN YOU THROUGH A SCREEN FOR TWO DAYS
breadslice: WELL I'M NOT LYING AH
seaman: WELL I'M VERY EXCITED
seaman: BUT MY PLANE IS TAKING OFF NOW BYEEE
melmart: bYE
breadslice: SEE YOU SOON
melmart: brendon.
breadslice: what
melmart: you forgot to do the thing for mr armstrong
breadslice: we know what our head teacher looks like??
breadslice: and we know he uses he/him pronouns??
melmart: but do you know his sexuality?
breadslice: i have a gaydar
breadslice: it does go off frequently when i'm around him sooooo
billie joe: i do lurk you know
breadslice: yep
billie joe: oh
melmart: so sir, is beebo right?
billie joe: beebo?
melmart: brendon
billie joe: yeah "beebo" is right
ryro: oH YAY
ryro: THEN MY THING I WROTE WORKS
billie joe: what?
ryro: he protecc
ryro: he attacc
ryro: but most importantly
ryro: he gay as facc
ryro: did you like it
billie joe: yes well done
billie joe: do you want a gold star
ryro: yeah that would be nice
billie joe: did you not see that it was sarcasm
ryro: i did
ryro: but i want a sticker
billie joe: goddammit ryan
ryro:
billie joe: why are you like this
a/n i spent ages researching LA wowzas
i should be doing homework and revising
my excuse is that i don't want to disturb my cat who is sitting on me
YOU ARE READING
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Fanficjust your average kik gc fic. not too much drama happens; it's all a joke really. //lowercase intended\\