kik group chat

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breadslice: send help

ryro: what have you done now 

breadslice: well i was in mcdonalds with my family...

ryro: yeah,,,

breadslice: and, you see, i really needed to fart

ryro: wtf why are you telling me this

breadslice: and the music was really loud

ryro: so you were like fuck it i'm gonna fart weren't you

breadslice: yeah

ryro: so what's the problem

breadslice: i was listening to my music through my headphones

ryro: goddammit bren 

geewhiz: IM LAUGHING WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

breadslice: I THOUGHT THAT THE MUSIC WAS PLAYING THROUGH THEIR STEREO HONESTLY

geewhiz: WHAT DID EVERYONE ELSE DO

breadslice: they gave me weird looks

breadslice: i mean it didn't smell so what more do they want from me

geewhiz: why are we friends 

breadslice: because without me you would be lonely

breadslice: and I'm great

geewhiz: well i have frankie and Mikey and ray

milkyway: i was called

milkyway: oH

milkyway: I JUST READ THE CONVERSATION WHAT THE HELL BREN

breadslice: what, its normal

milkyway: you're not normal

fronk: OKAY OFF TOPIC

fronk: i'm really pissed because the only reason why gay marriage isn't legal in some places is because some people think that it's disgusting. like, i think peas are disgusting but nO THEYRE NOT ILLEGAL

ryro: what's wrong with you peas are delicious 

breadslice: gay people are delicious too

spence: no dessert until you eat all your gays

frohman: what the fuck happened here

princess andy: shut up and eat all your gays

fronk: what have i done i was just trying to make a point

jishy fishy: don't you mean DUN

.:tyjo:.: not everything is about your surname

jishy fishy: it is now

.:tyjo:.: i give up

dadlon: some girl in my biology class just asked if the sun had bones

pattycake: once some girl in my spanish class asked if fish was a dairy product

pepe: some girl in my biology class once just shouted "I DIDNT KNOW YOU BREATHED WHILE SLEEPING" in the middle of class

ryro: once some guy in my health class by the name of brendon urie argued with the teacher for the whole lesson about if peanut butter was a meat

melmart: once some girl in my history class asked me if england was in China

geewhiz: even I'm not that dumb

fronk: why are you talking about fish in Spanish anyways 

fronk: just why

pattycake: idek 

milkyway: OMFG @gee MOM JUST DROPPED HER PHONE DOWN THE TOILET AND SHE WAS JUST SHOUTING "OH NO SIRI I DROPPED YOU DOWN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO?!" AND SIRI JUST REPLIED "DONNA, YOU HAVE 28 EVENTS IN JULY, THATS A LOT" AND THEN IT DIED

geewhiz: SO ROMANTIC

fronk: SIGN MY PETITION FOR IT TO BE THE NEXT ROMEO AND JULIET

fronk: wait Mikey why are you even out of class and at home

milkyway: "sick"

fronk: o

fronk: and you too Bren

breadslice: i missed the bus

fronk: so you went to McDonald's 

breadslice: yee

fronk: fair enough

geewhiz: is it rude to kill yourself in the middle of class

fronk: you have to raise your hand and ask first

milkyway: actually, you might need a pass for that

breadslice: tut tut, should've done it in between classes. If the teacher lets you kill yourself now, the rest of the class will want to do it too

ryro: you do realise, it would go a bit like this: "sir, can I kill myself?" "I don't know, can you?"

fronk: tru

geewhiz: so i should do it some other time

fronk: no, you never should do it 

geewhiz: but i want to

fronk: no, you smol little bean

fronk: you will not do that

geewhiz: fine, dad

fronk: im trying not to make an inappropriate joke

geewhiz: you better not

a/n - yes i got a couple of these off the internet because i'm an unoriginal fuck and it's midnight and i just took sleeping pills so I'm tired