a/n - this chapter is a bit different. it's just going to be different messages between them at different times (basically, there's no plot - just funny).
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breadslice: alright y'all it's roBLOX time
ryro: ew minecraft is superior
breadslice: ik b but i want to bully nine year olds
ryro: fair
breadslice: i'm good at this one simulator so i like flexing on kids
ryro: more like fucking kids
breadslice: no
breadslice: don't fuck kids
ryro: that's not what kenny harris told me
breadslice: rYAN
ryro: what
breadslice: even tho ur right we can't say that
billie joe: what?
read by: everyone
billie joe: guess i'm not getting any answers then?
ryro: no.
billie joe: okay
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yelyah: my mum is watching this show
yelyah: and it's gay
jack-off: iconic is it coronation street
jack-off: because old people + alex watch that
lex: shut uP I ONLY WATCH IT COS IT'S ON
jack-off: and ur british
lex: okay but it's entertaining sometimes
jack-off: got 'em
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halsey: go and beat your meat and leave me and my veggie chicken alone
halsey: wait wrong chat
awsten loves lettuce: no wait carry on
halsey: no
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melmart: who wants to see my penis
pepe: no
pepe: it's small
pepe: there's no point
melmart: and how do you know
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lex: owen's going to shove a cookie up his ass and then ur gonna eat it
yelyah: ALEX
lex: it'll be a reenactment of what happened at dallon + ryan's school
billie joe: who the FUCK is owen and WHY is he shoving a cookie up his ass and WHY is hayley eating it
read by: everyone
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jack-off: that's like me saying i want to see brian may naked
halsey: i've seen fake jesus' nudes and that's enough dick for me
lex: no it's different jack,,,
lex: jensen is like 41
breadslice: i want to see hitler's nudes
lex: WHAT
jack-off: BREN NO
halsey: WH
breadslice: hitler is dead
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Fanfictionjust your average kik gc fic. not too much drama happens; it's all a joke really. //lowercase intended\\
