breadslice: i'll go first because it was my idea
ryro: hurry up then
breadslice: i'm brendon, he/him, and GAYAYAYYAYYAYAY
ryro: i'm ryan, they/he, and pansexual
jon not john: JON not JOHN okay there's a difference, he/him and biromantic
spence: spencer, he/they, gaY (??)
dadlon: dallon, he/she/they i honestly don't care, gAy asf m88888
ken: i just realised i've been added to hell, kenneth but call me kenny or i'll stab you with a lego brick, they/them and "straight"
dan-noonecanpronouncethis: hello satan i'm dan, he/him and asexual panromantic
jishy fishy: i know no one but tyler send friends my address is 666 my ass road okay. josh, he/him and a gay potato
.:tyjo:.: NO ALL GIT YOUR OWN FRENS. i'm tyler, tyjo or ty. they/he and pansexual i think
geewhiz: gee, not gerard k don't listen to the teachers i'm not a boy. she/her and pan
fronk: frank or whatever, he/him and bi
milkyway: mikey and i will slap a bitch if you call me michael, he/him and biromantic
RAYofsunshine: ray, he/they/she in order of preference and idek anymore
pattycake: i hate my user it was a dare i'm not allowed to change it for a year stab me with an ostrich neck. patrick/trick anything but pattycakes, he/him and gAY
pepe: hi i'm pete but i prefer pepe. he/him and i'm as straight as a circle
frohman: joe, he/they and fruitsexual
princess andy: is that even a thing ^^ Andy, they/he in order of preference but just call me Andy it's easier pls and thank and i'm questioning m8s
melmart: hi i'm your annoying walmart assistant that gets hoovers thrown at her what are you looking for today? oh, my name? pronouns? sexuality? well they're found,,, uhhh,,, i'm not too sure where ask the manager which is my brain. i can't talk to it because it won't cooperate with me. oh wait. my name is mel/melanie/idek call me fucking walmart or tesco
halsey: halsey DO NOT CALL ME ASHLEY OR YOU WON'T SEE ANYTHING BUT MY BASEMENT WALLS UNTIL YOU DIE she/her and lesbian m88888
danisnotonfire is dead okay: i'm dan not DanIsNotOnFire or Dan Is Not On Fire if you wanna call me anything like that it's danisnotonfire but it's not said dani snot on fire or dan is on fire okay bury it with all the other things i made ironic. and he/him even though i wear flower crowns 24/7 and gaY mates but it's a secret no one must know that phan is real
danisnotonfire is dead ok: wait what i said nothing
danisnotonfire is dead ok: repress it? yup!
my name is going to be phillip lester soon: phil, he/they and gaY
breadslice: thank you peasants now go back to your revolt
ryro: wow you pay attention in history
a/n i have a few chapters written i honestly don't know what i'm doing with my life
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Fanficjust your average kik gc fic. not too much drama happens; it's all a joke really. //lowercase intended\\