BTS Oneshots

Bad Ol' Putty Tat

{Vkook fluff & some sexual content}
{Words: 1,068}

"Please? Please, please, please, please?" Taehyung pleaded as he followed his boyfriend around the house. Jungkook sighed heavily. Under normal circumstances, he would relish in hearing Taehyung beg, but would always give into him sooner or later. This time however, he had no intention of yielding.
That wouldn't stop Tae, however.
"No. We are not getting a cat, Taehyung." answered Kookie for the eighth time this morning. Tae let out an agonized whine. Kookie rolled his eyes and turned to look at his pitiful boyfriend, his defenses growing weaker. Taehyung smirked inwardly; he could tell he was wearing him down. He shuffled to where the other was standing. Wrapping his arms around his neck, he painted a sweet and innocent look on his face.
"Please, Jungkookie? I promise I'll take care of it and love it and feed it and it'll be such a good kitty and-" he paused to look at Jungkook through his lashes, "I'll be extra good for you, too." He gave Jungkook a small kiss to illustrate his point. To Taehyung, it tasted like victory. Jungkook felt the rest of his resolve crumble underneath Taehyung's gaze.
"Fine," he said through gritted teeth. "But you're taking care of it."
"Yay!" Taehyung squealed. Jungkook shook his head as he watched his elated boyfriend jump around the room.
Well, anything for Tae to be happy, thought Jungkook as he involuntarily returned the smile Tae flashed at him.
"To the pet store!" cried Tae.
***
"What about that one?" Tae asked, pointing. Kookie shrugged, not caring whether it was this one or one of the other twenty cats Taehyung had pointed out to him.
"Baby, I told you I'd buy whichever one you want." he reminded him as he rubbed his temples.
He heard Taehyung gasp and felt himself being pulled over to a corner of the room.
He certainly saw nothing remarkable in the sleeping tabby kitten, probably the runt of the litter. That is, until it lifted its tiny head and blinked at them sleepily. It yawned enormously and shook out its ears, which were much too big for its head. Taehyung reached out and scratched underneath its chin, illicting a purr from the feline. Jungkook knelt down next to him and gazed at it.
"What do you think?" asked Taehyung softly. Jungkook didn't answer, but one look at him told Tae all he needed to know. Jungkook was sold.
Taehyung placed a kiss on his cheek. "I'll go sign the papers."
***
Tae had created a monster. In retrospect, he realized he probably should've predicted this would happen. His brilliant plans never turned out how he expected. Coming home from the shelter, he thought he had bought himself a pet. Turns out, he brought home a rival.
Momo was a good little kitty, except he was unmistakably Kookie's kitty. Every ounce of affection the feline could be prevailed upon to give was given to Kookie.
Tae was less bothered by the cat's obvious partiality; what really got to him was the sudden lack of Kookie's attention. Call him petty, but he had never had to share his boyfriend. And he didn't like it.
"Jungkook."
He found him sitting on the edge of their bed, fondly watching Momo play with his shoelaces. Taehyung had to call him a second time before he even noticed him.
"We need to talk."
"'Bout what?" he asked, still not entirely focused.
"About me. So will you pay attention for once?" Tae snapped. Jungkook's eyes shot up to him when he heard his tone of voice. He raised an eyebrow, but didn't say anything. Tae seemed to wither under his now intent gaze.
"I, uh, wanted to say... um..." His voice caught in his throat.
"Yes?" Kookie prompted expectantly. Taehyung's bottom lip trembled slightly for a moment.
"You don't love me anymore!" he cried suddenly, startling both himself and his very confused boyfriend. "You don't spend time with me and you only respond half the time when I talk to you and you haven't kissed me in four days and all you do is played with the cat-" he choked on a sob, allowing Jungkook to process what he was saying. He had jumped up from the bed as soon as Tae had broken out into hysterics. He had been rubbing his forearms in an attempt to soothe him, but stopped when he heard his words.
"Wait," he asked slowly, "are you jealous... of the cat?" Jungkook stared at the other boy's now blushing face.
"It's just, instead of being with me, you're playing with him all the time." he whispered softly, not meeting his eyes.
"Oh, I see," Jungkook said with a small smirk. "You want me too play with you too?" He cocked his eyebrow suggestively. Taehyung flushed and pushed Jungkook away playfully. They laughed together.
The younger pulled Taehyung close to him by the hips. He buried his face into the crook of his neck while Tae slid his arms around him.
"You know I love you, right?" Jungkook asked, lips brushing Taehyung's skin, making him shiver.
"I know, I just thought you forgot about me," he spoke, barely audible. Jungkook pressed his lips to his in a long, sweet kiss.
"Not even possible, babe."
***
Things ran much more smoothly in the Jeon/Kim household after that. Momo was still partial to Kookie, but Taehyung just stuck an occasional tongue out at him from behind his boyfriend's back and left it at that.
One sunny morning found the little trio joined by the rest of Bangtan for breakfast in their apartment. Taehyung stood next to Jungkook's chair, busy with an app on his phone. Hoseok had just finished telling a story in his usual animated way, when Momo materialized next to his favorite person. Jungkook smiled down at the cat rubbing against his calves.
"Come sit on daddy's lap, kitten." Jungkook invited happily.
And without looking up from the app he was playing on, Taehyung plopped himself down onto his boyfriend's lap.
A stunned silence fell and Taehyung looked up from his phone, only realizing his mistake when he caught the horrified look on Jungkook's face.
"Even the cat is judging you," Yoongi scoffed, breaking the silence. And it was true; Momo shook himself out and sauntered away with the flick of the tail.
"Damn that cat." Taehyung swore.
This time, Jungkook agreed.