Book of Random Ideas

New Member (UT)

Sans sighed as he walked into the PTA room. And there they were, the idiotic humans. It is a wonder how they are even alive after all this time and how they all seemed to have nothing in their brains. And coming from a fucking skeleton, that is saying something!

"Good evening everyone, today we have a new guest. Ms. Dreamer, you may come sit down." 

Looking at the door, Sans saw a tall ass woman! She literally had to crouch to just get through the door! Then there was her all put, bright purple eyes that seemed to be angry and guarded. Her hair was as redder than Undyne's, which is a feat in itself! The woman also was wearing a re, blue, and black dress. It seemed to go well with the woman as she introduced herself. 

"Names Purple, say shit about monsters, I'll personally show you a monster." She warned as her eyes some how became a dark blue, regular eye. 

Everyone, including Sans shivered in fear at her cold, harsh words. 

"A-anyway, today we will be discussing about what play we should be doing." Linda started, her eyes wondered over to the new woman, who was sitting on her knees. Even then she was looking as though she was sitting in a chair!

"Historical, I'm taking it? I think we should do a play on the war between human and monsters." Purple suggested, with a bored look.

"No, that has too much viol-"

"Really? Too much violence? Well, they need to know about the war and we only need to do a few battle scenes. Also it would show how pitiful our differences were settled. So, tell me, will you really make your son as stupid and ignorant as you, Linda?" The giant asked, a cocky smirk on her lips as she stared at the mortal in front of her.

"I agree with Ms. Dreamer. If they don't learn it know, and on both sides, their opinion on mon-" Sans tried to say but was interrupted by the new person cutting him off.

"Sans, you and the other so called 'monsters' aren't monsters. My family as well as Dreamer, think monsters are heartless, soulless beings that only kill for fun... Basically serial killers, human serial killers. You are people!" Her dark eyes bore into everyone's as though to get her opinion across.

For some reason Sans felt... At peace that someone had also thought the same, or at least that he wasn't a monster.

"Thanks, but as I was saying, they should learn both sides of the battle. If they don't then they would think that calling us monsters, or we would be having another War."

Everyone stayed silent as they stared at Sans. He had never said anything so civilized! Especially when he was interrupted!

"Or we could do it on how the humans lost so many brain cells within the last six centuries." The skele commented as he stared Linda and Helen right in the eyes. 

The two women gasped as Purple threw her head back and gave a throaty laugh. A laugh that would make even Asgore shiver in fear at how rough it sounded!

"I like you, Skelepun. Try and not let any one have bad time though." The woman commented with a bright smile. 

Sans smiled even more, before he realized something. She knew his name.

"How-"

"I did research before coming here. I was once a general, lot of enemies, like fucking hell would I let my children get into trouble with the human police all because they had to kill some other murder." She tells him with a dark smirk. 

"Fair enough." Sans just shrugged and held his lazy ass smile. 

After a while the meeting was over, Sans and the new person, not really talking at all. 

Once the woman, who some how had shrunken in the hour they were there, walked through the door was attacked by four small children. 

"Mommy!" They all cried. 

"Hey, kiddo." Sans greeted a brown haired child. 

They signed something, making Sans look over at Purple and her children. He noticed that she looked at one with love of a mother that would do anything for them. They must have been her favorite.

"Mommy, Ru took my knife!" A girl with a dragon like tail complained as she pointed to a girl who was glitching slightly. 

"Exorcist, what did I tell you about bringing knifes to school?" Purple's eyes went complete purple as she glared at the child, who was looking at their feet.

"Not to bring them unless I am threatened or feel unsafe..." Exorcist mumbled, looking ashamed. 

"I took it because, I am better at hiding stuff, mommy." Ru told, handing the giant the weapon. 

"Hey, Ms. Dreamer." Sans greeted as Tori started to come over. 

"Oh, what up, Skelepun." Purple looked down on the short skeleton, though everyone does half the time. 

"So who are these kids? Frisk here says that they're really fun to play with." The strange being told, motioning to the brown haired child next to him. 

"Frisk!" Three of the four shouted, tackling the poor human to the ground.

Purple just laughed as she saw this. The laugh though was different than the one from earlier. It was softer and more kinder... Gentle even. 

"Hello, Sans... Who is this?" The goat woman asked, her red eyes showing sparks of jealousy. 

"Mommy's name is Scarlet Melissa Vet! But everyone calls her Purple Dreamer. My name is Scarlet Nightmare Dreamer." The forth one introduced the two of them with politeness and somehow seemed to have that air of... Princess?

Toriel giggled, but took the little girl's hand. 

"My name is Toriel Dreemurr. Though Sans calls me Tori." The goat mother giggled as the little being smiled. 

"Dream! Come on! Let's play with Frisk!" A tall child called for the other. 

Dream rolled her violet eyes, but ran to go and play with them. 

"Well, I guess I got to get going. Those two are never up to good when Ru and Dreamer are in the play... Plus I don't think Frisk should be messing with FT and Blue while those two are on a sugar rush." Purple said with a shake of her head, a small, loving smile on her lips. 

Putting two fingers to her mouth she gave three sharp, quick dog whistle. All five of them stopped as that had reached their ears. Ru giggled as she and Dreamer gave a knowing look, taking off before the others could do a thing.

"Hey!" FT called out, as she took off too. Blue just laughed as she picked Frisk up, bridal style, and also ran.

All four of them were there in seconds. Smiles all around, even on Frisk!

"We'll see you around! Now, Blue put your friend down so she can go home. You'll see them tomorrow at school."

With that Blue, the one with a tail, set the human down on their feet. Even then they were smiling.  

"Bye!" Blue Exorcist waved good bye as the others yelled their goodbyes in different languages. 

"They seem nice." Tori commented with a smile, pulling both Sans the Skeleton and Frisk the human with her to the car. 

"Yup!" Frisk said with a smile, shocking both of her adoptive parents. After that they went for ice cream for hearing Frisk say her first word to them. That was defiantly the best PTA meeting Sans had ever had.