Translating Collars and Other Horrible Recipes

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Eventually, the rest of the gang got tired of Snotlout's complaining about the slime being so sticky, although his attempt to wash it off him was hilarious. He went far enough into actually jumping into the lake.

"Ok, this is getting old," Hiccup said, "Snotlout, I don't think that slime is going to come of any time soon," Snotlout groaned and waded our of the lake, slime still stuck to him.

"Ugh, how long is this supposed to last?!" Snotlout exclaimed.

"Around a week," the twins said, the response nearly knocking Snotlout back into the water due to shock.

"WHAT?!?!?!" Snotlout yelled so loud that it actually scared some nearby Terrible Terrors into leaving the area that they were in.

"Oh, calm down Snotlout," Astrid said, "it could've got a lot worse,"

"Yeah, it could've been permanent," Heather said.

"I'd pay money to see that," Gustav said.

"Shut up Gustav," Snotlout complained.

"Whatever, can we continue the game," Dagur said.

"Alright," Fishlegs said, "Hiccup, truth or dare,"

"Truth," Fishlegs was about to say something but Tuff cut him of.

"Oh, have you ever tried to make a collar for Toothless?" he asked. When he heard that, Toothless, who was laying his head in between his paws trying to get some sleep, woke up with a start.

"Wait, what?! Is Hiccup making a collar for me?!" the Night Fury exclaimed.

"First of all, Fishlegs' supposed to asked me the question," Hiccup deadpanned, "But to answer your question, no. He'd rip it up before I even manage to put it on him,"

"That's a relief," Toothless sighed.

"Oh, cause I was thinking that you could make a collar that translate everything that T says," Tuff said. The dragons then started to freak out.

"A collar that translates everything we say?!" Meatlug said.

"And here I thought I was restricted enough already," Hookfang said.

"How, exactly?" Toothless asked, "if anyone's restricted around here, it's me,"

"A translating collar?" Astrid said.

"Well if he can create crazy, yet useful things like that fire sword and his flight suit, I think it would be pretty cool if he could actually make a collar that could translate everything our dragons say," Tuff said. The dragons shuddered at that thought. There was no way they would let that happen.

"Despite how 'useful' that would be," Snotlout said,

"Believe us, you do not want to hear what we've got to say, that's for sure," Shattermaster said.

"you actually believe that Hiccup can make a collar like that? Cause let me just tell you that there is no way he'll be able to do that," The twins looked at each other.

"You're joking, right," Tuff asked. Hiccup stared at him blankly.

"You really thought that I would be able to do that?"

"My life...is a LIE!!!!!" Tuff yelled, sending even more Terrors into the sky. (Inspired by Dannyj7372. Thx for the idea, even though this is probably not what u were expecting)

"Ok, since that's done and since I didn't get to asked the question, I'll pick the next person," Fishlegs said, shoving Tuff out of the way. "Astrid, truth or dare,"

"Truth," Fishlegs was about to say something but this time, Ruff was the one to cut him.

"I got one!" she yelled.

"Seriously guys," Fishlegs deadpanned But Ruff simply ignored him.

"For your yaknog, what were the ingredients you used?"

"I get the distinct feeling that we need to brace ourselves," Gustav said.

"What do you mean 'think' ," Snotlout said.

"Well luckily for me, I didn't have to drink it," Gustav said triumphantly.

"Well, since I wanted to mess with you guys, I did put some pretty nasty stuff in that thing," Astrid said.

"Knew it," Gustav said.

"But if you insist, I started with slightly spoilt milk, then out of date eggs, yak fat and a bit of Mildew's cabbage," The rest stared at her in shock.

"You're joking, right?" Heather asked. Astrid shook her head in response.

I would say much about the gang now. Only that Hiccup, Heather and Dagur nearly passed out and Gustav, Snotlout, the twins and Fishlegs did pass out.

"Well, you were warned," Astrid said.

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