HTTYD - Truth or Dare - RTTE

Siblings for Money and Poultry Baby-sitting.

Eventually, Fishlegs, the twins and Snotlout did wake up after their dragons spent the last hour licking their faces much to their horror.

"EEWWWW!!!" Snotlout exclaimed in a grossed out voice, "this stuff is gross," Fishlegs was just trying to wash the saliva of him while the twins were throwing it at each other, much to their dragon's irritation.

"Welcome to my world," Hiccup deadpanned, "only now, it's your world," Snotlout simply grumbled at his cousin's sass.

"I'll  get you back, just wait,"

"Really, let me know when that would be,"

"You might as well give it up Snotlout," Hookfang said, "you're roasted enough already,"

"I swear you're getting more sassy as the years," Astrid said. Hiccup simply smirked and placed his hands on her waist, hugging her from behind.

"But you can't resist it, can you," he whispered.

"Shut up," Astrid said, playfully.

"No don't stop," Heather said frantically, "I'm enjoying this,"

"I know right," Dagur said, "why can't I ever be that happy," Eventually, the twins stopped bombarding each other with saliva and decided to carry on with the game.

"Ok, so now that's over I think--" Tuff was about to ask someone when Fishlegs slammed a hand over his mouth and also covered his entire face.

"No more of you thinking Tuffnut," Fishlegs said but then Ruff butted in.

"Ok, so how about--" Fishlegs covered her mouth as well.

"You're not saying anything either and Tuff can't say anything cause I'm gonna dare him," Fishlegs said, "Tuffnut, truth or dare," The response he got was muffled due to his hand being on the male twin's face. Fishlegs pulled his hands away and the twins bent down on their knees, gasping for air.

"Truth! I said truth," Tuff said calming down.

"If you had to, how much would you sell your sister and by how much," Tuff though about this for a moment.

"Definitely not a hundred, that's too little. Not a million, that's to high," Tuff pondered.

"Well think of it like this," Snotlout said, "if I had to sell Gustav-"

"What?" Gustav jerked up at his name in the background but Snotlout ignored him.

"I wouldn't go for a hundred because, like you said, it's too little if you want to gain money but not go for something like a million because, let's be real, he'll never be worth that kind of money,"

"Excuse me?!" Gustav exclaimed.

"Oh boy, here we go again," Fanghook sighed exasperated. He wondered if his rider will never learn to not follow in Snotlout's footsteps.

"I feel ya," Hookfang said.

"I am worth way for than a million! A billion in fact!" Gustav said, standing up and making drastic arms gestures to prove his point, impressing no one and instead, making Snotlout laugh his head off.

"In your dreams fake-me,"

"Look who's talking," Astrid said to the others making them laugh.

"Shut it Astrid," Snotlout grumbled. Tuff looked blankly at the other since he wasn't really listening to what they were saying.

"I'm thinking around five hundred to a thousand,"

"Hey! I'm worth more than just a thousand!" Ruff said but was now confused herself, "Wait...? Now I'm confused,"

"Anyway, Gustav truth or dare,"

"Time to show these peeps how much the Gustav is worth," Gustav said, "dare," Tuff took out his chicken and Gustav's confidence instantly dropped to below zero,"

"Well it's not really a dare, but consider it if you wish," Tuff said, dropping Chicken in Gustav's shaking arms, "I've got some stuff to do in the near future and since you so kindly volunteered, you have the honour of  taking care of chicken,"

"And that ladies and gentlemen, is why you should never ask for a dare when Chicken is around Tuff," Hiccup said. Gustav was sure going to regret his next action but he did it anyway.

"So...what do...does...one have to do to, um....?" Gustav held up Chicken to finish his sentence.

"Will that kid ever learn to keep his mouth shut," Dagur deadpanned.

"Oh nothing too detailed," Tuff said ," just a few of the necessities and that's it," while Tuff was explaining, Gustav's eyes wandered to Ruff, who was holding a piece of paper that read:

 'if you had the list now, it would mummify your entire body twice'

And at that, Gustav's expression went from a 'help me' to a 'GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!' one. After Tuff had finished, Gustav looked at the others with a face that was literally begging them to save him but this was his response.

"You're on your own Gustav," Heather said and with that, he fainted, making his dragon face-wing.

"So much for being worth a billion," Snotlout said.