HTTYD - Truth or Dare - RTTE

Beating Spatulas and Stories of People

After the gang, eventually recovered from their stomach ache (which took like, a millennia) the game eventually continued.

"Alright, Fishlegs, truth or dare," Hiccup said.

"I get the feeling that if I pick dare, you're gonna do something that will either make me lose my dignity or get me killed so I'll go with truth,"

"Well, actually, you're more likely to lose your dignity if you pick truth but whatever," Fanghook  commented.

"If someone ever did something that would anger you, what would you do?" And at that, Snotlout and the twins were instantly struck with fear after the last time they had messed with Fishlegs.

"Well, there was one instance where I did get a little cranky—" he was cut of by Snotlout

Oh, shut up Fishlegs. That's the biggest lie I've ever heard!" Snotlout exclaimed but he instantly slapped his hand over his mouth while the twins simply facepalmed.

"Why Snotlout, why?" Fishlegs smirked at that.

"Well, as you can see, these guys have developed somewhat a phobia of something,"

"Yeah, and unlike you, it's not a fear of heights," Snotlout commented

"But this isn't about me is it, therefore, any comments to do with what I'm afraid about isn't relevant,"

"Snotlout, I think you better stop speaking," Hiccup said, "you'll eventually get roasted so bad that not even a SnowWraith would be able to fix you up," 

"And another roast for Snotlout," Astrid said.

"Anyway so, it was when a close friend of mine came to visit. We hadn't seen each other in a long while so, you know, we were both excited. And they gave me something which meant a lot to me. But then the meat morning, I looked at my windowsill and found out that it was gone, so I spent the entire day searching for it when it turns out that Snotlout had it along," 

"And what did you do?"  Astrid asked eagerly.

"Observe," Fishkegs said before getting up and reaching for something in Meatlug's sable bag and what he pulled out was a spatula. Now, that of course left the other riders confused but to Snotlout, he slowly backing away behind the back of his dragon.

"Get that thing, away form me," Snotlout said.

"What's up with him?" Gustav asked.

"Well, I mean, my human is messed up practically all the time so honestly to me, he's either genuinely terrified of the spatula, or he's just being a moron," Hookfang stated.

"Well you see. After I found out about it, I chased and beat up Snotlout with a spatula," Fishlegs said, making the  riders'  jaws drop to the floor along with a moment of silence

"Whoa whoa whoa! Let me get this straight?" Dagur said, trying not to laugh, " you beat Snotlout up  with a spatula?!"

"Well how else do you think Snotlout got so afraid. He stayed away from me for three days and stayed away from spatulas in general ever since," the twins then started laughing.

"What I'd give to see that," Tuff said dreamily.

"I'd definitely trade you, that's for sure," Ruff said.

"Yeah," he said, not realising what his sister had said becuase he was indulging in the dream of being there when Snotlout got beat up. "I'm betting that would almost be as good as Thor's Mighty Hammer," And then when they said that, both Theo read perked up.