HTTYD - Truth or Dare - RTTE

Leçin de Français and Neon Green Chickens

"Ok, so Dagur, truth or dare," Tuff asked, after he got attacked by Ruff and Snotlout. And I'm not lying, he's got the bumps and scars to prove it.

"I'm no wimp, so dare,"

"Well, how do you feel about different languages?" Dagur stiffen a bit. He really hoped this wasn't gonna lead to what he thought.

"Well, I-"

"Congratulations, you've just got your very official lesson, with me as you're teacher. And that's your dare. To let me give you a language lesson,"  Now Dagur wouldn't say this was the most terrified he's ever been but it didn't mean that he wasn't terrified.

"What's up with Dagur? He doesn't look to good," Fishlegs said.

Oh trust me, he hates languages, but I never knew why," Heather said

"I do," Hiccup said ," he's had that fear for a long time, ever since we were kids,"

"So what happened?" Astrid asked

"Well, I was in Berserker island at the time, and while he was using me as his personal knife-throwing target, we were spontaneously called in somewhere. There was a person there, as Dagur, for he'll know the name but he was talking in this weird language that I could understand a little but to Dagur, he spoke like on alien. Seriously, he couldn't understand a thing of what that guy was saying. And according to Dad, that guy kept coming back and I think Dagur has developed a fear for that guy and languages," the other paused for a minute.

"Wait, what? Dagur is afraid of different languages?" Astrid asked.

"Don't judge me ok! If you were in my position and had the same thought process like me, you would be afraid to!" Dagur exclaimed and then a notebook was thrown towards him and there in front of him stood Tuffnut with Ruff reeling in a chalkboard behind him.

"Alright Dagur, you wanted the language lesson, you got the language lesson," Ruff said

"This is a dare ding-a-ling. I never wanted this," Dagur deadpanned.

"Dare, desire, what's the difference,"Tuff said carelessly," anyway, to start with, welcome to your personal French Lesson or Leçin de Français. So, the basics of any language is the etiquette of it, you know, like the 'hellos' the 'goodbyes' and all the that other stuff," Tuff started. He then wrote 'bonjour' on the board. "That means hello. And it's pronounced like this," then Tuff said and then he proceeded to say in the word in a surprisingly good accent. But, of course, Dagur was paying no attention to what he was saying, even if it was just on word.

"Ok, you got that," Tuff said ,"moving on," Dagur then put his hands over his ears, trying his best not to listen and Tuff didn't even notice, even when he got in the Berserker's face. (For the record, I feel lazy and I'm no language teacher, so I'm just gonna skip to the part where Dagur shuts him up. If you do want to see it, I guess I could try to write it but other than that...moving on)

Tuff kept rambling on at such speeds that Dagur ,like the others were complete clueless on what he was rambling on about and because of the impatient person that he is, Dagur go up, grabbed some tape that the twins had brought with them in case and literally taped Tuff's mouth shut, surprising him.

"There, that shut him up," Dagur mumbled before shuddering after his very disturbing experience. As Dagur began walking away from the twins, Ruff looked at her brother, who was trying to say something, pointing to the the tape over his mouth.

"Dang. That's effective," Ruff said, obviously not taking any hint to Tuff's pleas for assistance.

"Ok, since that was the most traumatic experience of my life, I'm gonna get revenge on you," Dagur said, "so Tuffnut, truth or dare,"

"Wait a second, I swear that the rules are that that person who has just been can't go again," Belch said

In response, Tuff mumbled something out from his taped mouth, but since no one understood a thing of what he was saying, Ruff held an ear close to his ear and made words of acknowledgment as he mumbled to her.

"He says that he's already been and having to go again is breaking that rules," Ruff translated.

"Ah, so I'm not stupid," Belch said, making the other dragons look at him, including Barb.

"You might wanna check that, god I think you've made a minor error in your thinking process," Hookfang said

"Tuff, have you met me. I rarely have any respect for rules m, and if I did, consider it a miracle. And beside, everyone apart from you knows that me taping your mouth shut helped more people than you think, so, shut up," Tuff rolled his eyes and mumbled something again.

"Dare," Ruff states. Dagur smiled in his deranged manner, making the others think about what was going to happen.

"Err Guys...you think something's gonna happen?" Fishlegs asked timidly.

"It's a truth or dare game Fishface, of course something is gonna happen," Snotlout deadpanned.

"Snotlout, you know what he meant," Astrid said.

"And he did say he was gonna take revenge," Hiccup said ,"so I'm thinking it's something that we, uh...might not wanna get involved in,"

"I agree with Hiccup. Only way to save yourself," Heather said and started to walk away from the scene ,"just back away slowly," and the others followed suit.

"I dare you to allow me to paint Chicken's feathers neon green," Dagur said and that cued for the eruption of frantic mumbling, because Tuff was shaking his head frantically and shaking. His abrupt actions were enough to make even Ruffnut back down and raise her arms in surrender.

"All yours Dagur," she said before joining the others go we're pretty much on he other side of the cove.

Tuff continued to scream, or mumble, frantically as Dagur carried a bucket of neon green paint an beaded towards Chicken. She was currently near a corner but since she had no idea what was going on, she simply looked up and was too late to escape the waterfall of paint that cane towards her. She clucked loudly in shock and stood there motionless. Tuff literally started screaming and Dagur was laughing in his deranged style so loudly that he didn't realise that Tuff had actually fainted. At this point the other riders had finally walked up to them and looked at the result.

"Well," Astrid started," that happened," In the background, Gustav was poking the motionless Tuffnut with a stick, seeing if he had actually fainted.

"Yep, he's out cold," Gustav deadpanned, throwing the stick aside. Everyone just looked to Dagur.

"What?" he asked.

"As much as none of us wanted anything to change, you have to wash the colour of that chicken," Heather stated.

"Oh come on, he being a drama queen," Dagur complained but Heather raised an eyebrow to him, as well as the others. "Fine!" Dagur complained but when he turned to where Chicken last was, there was nothing there.

"Wait? Where'd she go?" Ruff asked, little that they knew that Chicken was some distance away, looking at her reflection in the water. And actually, if it the paint was arranged in a pattern, she wouldn't mind having paint on her.

"You think that Chicken is ok?" Sleuther asked.

"To be honest, I have no idea," Shattermaster said. The dragons simply looked at each other before Windshear said,

"Just, back away slowly," and the dragons did just that.