I moved the Doki Doki arc to the Lost Chapters collection for...reasons. I'd rather not share those reasons. Now let's get on with the chapter!
Connor has a pair of sunglasses on, and he's wearing a hoodie, the hood is up. He is in Telletubby land, on a ledge, with a sniper gun.
Connor:
Alright. It's a good thing Lucas made special bullets for the job. After all a Telletubby can only be killed by platinum!
Connor loads up the gun.
Connor aims. The red Telletubby, Po, is in his sight.
Connor:
Come on...come on...
He has a clear shot. He shoots.
Connor:
Yes!
The other Telletubbies walk outside to see what happened. Then they scatter.
Connor:
This is gonna be too easy!
Connor shoots the yellow Telletubby, La-La.
The other two Telletubbies start freaking out. Then they spot Connor.
Connor:
Yeah I see you! Whatcha gonna do about it?
The two Telletubbies, Dipsy and Tinky Winky pull out machine guns,
Connor:
Ohhhhhhhhhh Canada.
Connor starts running, as Dipsy and Tinky Winky chase him shooting at him.
Connor looks behind and starts shooting and screaming.
Connor jumps under a hill, and starts shooting. He ducks behind it. He pulls out a grenade. He pulls the pin out.
Connor:
This one's for you, Elvis!
Connor tosses the grenade. It blows up and takes Dipsy and Tinky Winky with it.
Connor:
Phew! What a day!
It was either this or Attack of the 50 ft Telletubbies from Outer Space, folks.
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