*Connor, Rey, Light, Artha, Austin Powers, and Samurai Jack, and Shrek are in a ship flying to the island.*
Artha: So....
Connor: So.... it's....been a while.
Artha: Yeah.
Connor: It's been what? 6 years? 7? How's your mom been?
Artha: Alright.
Connor: Every mention us?
Artha: I try to get her to talk about it to no avail.
Connor: I assume she hates me.
Artha: You have no idea.
Connor: Do you hate me?
Artha: No. Hell I missed you guys.
Austin: I hate to interrupt the reunion baby but we've got enemy fighters at twelve o clock!
Connor: Oh shit! *Jumps into seat with guns, Light is in the other*
*The 5 enemy ships start shooting at them.*
Light: *blows up one ship* AW HELL YEAH! I GOT ONE!
Connor: Great! Don't get cocky! *Shoots at another one, blows it up* YEAH WOOHOO! OH YEAH!
*Ship shoots and hits them*
Samurai Jack: We have been hit!
Shrek: I've got it! *Jumps out of cockpit*
Connor: What the hell are you doing?
Shrek: Trust me! *Lets out a huge ogre fart which blows up the remaining ships. He jumps back in* Well that takes care of that!
Everyone: 😳
Shrek: What?
To be continued
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