Note: when there aren't spaces between words, that's to show that he's talking fast
*Robbie Rotten is in his lair, working a machine. He opens a hatch on it and pulls out a giant slice of cake*
Robbie Rotten: Yummy! It's breakfast time! *Stuffs his face into the cake* Ahhhh... sweet ecstasy.
*Hears a clanking sound like something is going through pipes*
Robbie Rotten: But what's this? Ahhhh... Themail'shere! *Slinks over to mail tube, opens letter* *reads it* mmhmm...mmhm...uhhuh...ah! I'm a full fledged member of the task force now! I'll wear my best suit!
*Walks over to disguise tubes*
*First one is Napoleon*
Robbie Rotten: Too Looney.
*Next one is santa*
Robbie Rotten: Too jolly
*Next one is Trump*
Robbie Rotten: Too scary
*Next one is his classic outfit*
Robbie Rotten: You're hot.
*Finally, there's a nice suit.*
Robbie Rotten: Ahhhh...this will do!
*Goes to disguise machine, pulls out organ keys, plays keys for disguise, then pulls lever*
*The suit prints out of machine, but it's tiny*
Robbie Rotten: Hm. Must be tights. Oh well, guess I'll just wear my regular, sweet, sexy outfit we all know and love! ...Ibetterpack.
*Zips away and zips back with his suitcase*
Robbie Rotten: Look out Task Force, here comes Robbie Rotten! *Leaves*
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