Connor: First thing's first. *Makes phone call* Deadpool, we need your help.
*Deadpool teleports*
Deadpool: Finally! Am i part of the task force?
Connor: Sure. We need you to take Leia.
Deadpool: Take her where?
Connor: Anywhere that isn't this universe. I don't want her anywhere here if Thanos is attacking.
Deadpool: Alright. As a new daddy myself, I can respect that.
Rey: Go on sweetie. *Gestures Leia to Deadpool*
Deadpool: *bows down to her height* Hey kid. Ready to go?
Leia: *nods*
Deadpool: Alright. Take my hand. *Leia holds his hand, and the teleports away to another universe*
Connor: Alright. We need to get everyone we've ever helped. I have lists of people to recruit for each of you. *Hands out lists* I'll start with Captain America.
Ace: How you going to find him?
Connor: Easy. *Clears throat* SON OF A—
Captain America: *appear out of nowhere* language!
Connor: Thanos is here! Will you help us?
Cap: Of course!
*Knock on the door. Connor opens it. It's Light.*
Connor: Light!
Light: I am REALLY glad I got out of there. The meals were slop except for the chili, I kept getting my ass kicked everyday for a few months, and I won't even tell you what happens when I dropped the soap in the shower.
Ace: I suppose this means I'm off the task force?
Connor: At this point, you're one of us. Light, you go with L and recruit some people. Let's go!
*Everyone scatters*
And so
*Connor and Rey have just recruited Stitch and Samurai Jack. They are now at Shrek's swamp to get Shrek.*
Connor: *holds up a boombox playing All Star*
Shrek: *rolls his eyes and tries to ignore it. It keeps playing. Finally he storms out.*
Shrek: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!
Connor: Listen, I just want to say that I'm sorry. I know we've had our problems in the past but there's this guy who wants to kill half of all life. We need your help. Please.
Shrek: ...I accept your apology. And I'm in.
Connor: REALLY? Also, I've always been a huge fan. You were my hero when I was little!
Shrek: Come here.
*Connor and Shrek hug*
Rey: ...what the hell is going on?
Connor: Come on. We have one more person to get.
And so...
*They arrive on a doorstep*
Connor: *sigh* ...*knocks, a teenager who looks kind of familiar answers. He is startled*
Teen: ...Dad?
Connor: ... Artha? But how are you already a teenager? It's only been a few years.
Artha: Our kind ages faster for the first few years of our life.
Connor: Is your mom home?
Artha: Yeah. MOM! THERE'S SOMEONE HERE FOR YOU!
*Ahsoka walks over. She tries to shut the door*
Connor: Ahsoka wait. I know that we've had some problems. But we need your help.
Ahsoka: No. I want nothing to do with you.
Connor: Listen there's this guy named Thanos he's bad news. He's going to kill a lot of good people. Please, we need to stop him.
Ahsoka: Not interested.
Artha: Come on Mom! We can help!
Ahsoka: Stay out of this, Artha.
Artha: Listen, you've been raising me to do what's right. Well I want to do my part. With or without you. *Starts to leave*
Ahsoka: You take one step with him and you're grounded.
Artha: *keeps going*
Ahsoka: I mean it!
Artha: *continues*
Ahsoka: *groan* fine I'll go. But ONLY in the interest of saving the world.
*She tags along*
And so...
Connor: Alright, we've got everyone! Let's figure out the plan!
To be continued
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