*everyone is in mushroom kingdom, which just happens to be in the path to the seventh stone*
Light: Man it is hot out here.
Connor: Well let's hope no one collapses from heat exhaustion. Remember what we had to do the last time that happened?
Light: That was a horrifying experience.
*flashback*
*Lucas is passed out*
Wonder Woman: Guys! Lucas just fainted!
*everyone runs over*
Connor: He has heat exhaustion! There's only one way to help him. Get them off. We need to cool his core.
Light: How?
Connor: *pulls out an ice rod*
Robbie Rotten: ...And just where are you putting that thing?
Connor: Where do you think?
Robbie: ...Oh damn.
Rey: *covers Leia's eyes*
Connor: Welp, here goes nothing! *Jams the ice rod up in there*
Everyone: *gasps*
Leia: What's going on?
Rey: Nothing sweetie.
Connor: Alright. *Pulls out rod* let's never speak of this again.
Lucas: *sits up immediately* SWEET CHEESE AND CRACKERS! How'd you fix me?
Connor: You don't wanna know.
*Flashback ends*
Connor: Yeah that WAS horrifyi—what the hell?
*Jeff the Killer is randomly sleeping in the middle of the road*
Connor: *whispers* alright everyone!
*They huddle up, Connor tells them the plan*
Robbie: *whispers* It's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.
Connor: *whispers* Ready? 1...2...3!
Everyone: WAKE UP JEFF!!!
Jeff the Killer: *makes Boss Nass sounds* Wait where am I?
*A rumble is heard*
Jeff: Oh no...not again...
*A pack of wild fangirls is approaching*
Jeff: Wait...there's only half than usual...oh well...RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!! AAAAAAAA!!!!! *Runs away being chased by the pack of wild fangirls*
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