L is on Jeopardy. The task force is in the audience.
Alex Trebek: Hello and welcome to Jeopardy! I'm your host, Alex Trebek! Today our contestants are Dick Fidler, a plumber from New Jersey with a PhD; L, the weeaboos' Batman; and Boydo Mabalzich, an architect from Russia, also with a PhD. Let's get started! Our categories are...
*starts reading the categories*
Alex Trebek: Weeaboos...Potato superheroes...Peanut Butter Ketchup Sandwiches...
Connor: *whispers to Rey* What the hell is going on?
Alex Trebek: Potent Potables...Dat Ass...and Wheel of Fortune.
Lucas: Why is there a category called "Dat Ass?"
Alex Trebek: L, let's start with you?
L: I'll take um...Potato superheroes for 200.
Alex Trebek: 2+2=...Boydo?
Boydo: What is hentai?
Alex Trebek: Correct.
Rey: Ummm...
Boydo: Weeaboos for 400, please.
Alex Trebek: It has been voted the best anime ever by thousands...Dick?
Dick: What is Cory in the House?
Alex Trebek: Correct.
Dick: Weeaboos for 200.
Alex Trebek: This anime had a Netflix Adaptation in August of 2017 that angered fans everywhere...L?
L: What is Death Note?
Alex Trebek: No...Boydo?
Boydo: What is undies?
Alex Trebek: Correct.
L: But--
Boydo: Wheel of Fortune for 500.
Alex Trebek: Swiggity Swooty, I'm coming for that booty...Boydo?
Boydo: What is Check urself before u shrek urself?
Alex Trebek: Correct.
Connor: I'm gonna change the baby.
Rey: But she's still--
Connor: I need an excuse to get out of here. *takes baby Leia and walks out*
Alex Trebek: Ozzy Osbourne is a bat biting, midget hanging, goat murdering, dog killing fungus face...Dick?
Dick: What is--
Alex Trebek: No...Boydo?
Boydo: What is--
Alex Trebek: No...L?
L: What is--
Alex Trebek: No. Anyone?
...
*beep beep beep*
Alex Trebek: And that was Dances With Wolves. And with that we're going to take a break.
L walks over to the crew.
L: Ok, I do not know what the hell is going on. I think Alex Trebek is losing it or something.
Lucas: Dear God. Conan O'Brien was right! EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! AAAAAAAA!!!!!!! *runs out of the room.*
L: Sooo...what do I do?
Light: I guess you'll just have to play along.
L: I've got a bad feeling about this.
TO BE CONTINUED
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