I promise I won't get all tree-hugger on you.
Connor and L walk in with a couple of recycle bins. One has glass the other has plastic.
Connor:
Ah, recycling! We all know it was created by a bunch of tree-hugging hippies with OCD, but hey, it works!
L:
Indeed.
Light walks by and throws some trash on the ground. Connor tackles him.
Connor:
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Light:
Uh getting rid of some trash, duh.
Connor:
There's a trash can right there, Dingus Khan.
Light:
Yeah I don't care.
Connor:
THROW THE TRASH IN THE GARBAGE CAN LIGHT! NOW!
LIght:
You are such a hippie.
Captain Planet flies by and turns Light into a tree.
Captain Planet:
Remember kids! Always throw your trash in the garbage can and be sure to recycle plastic cans and bottles and glass...or I'll turn you into a f***ing tree.
Captain America:
Language!
Captain Planet turns Captain America into a tree.
Everyone:
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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