I can't tell you anything about this one! I had no idea what would happen when I started this final fanfic! I just can't tell you about it! I can't tell you about the time L runs around in a rainbow afro rapping "Baby Got Back", or how Light is cons...
Lucas: *talking to his volleyball* don't worry Wilson we'll get off here eventually.
Connor: WILL YOU STOP IT WITH THAT THING?!
Lucas: You're just jealous.
Connor: whatever—
*A green portal opens up and Rick and Morty pop out*
Rick: Come on Morty! The treasure is somewhere here!
Morty: Uh ok Rick.
Rick: *to Connor* Hey you! Have you seen any treasure around here?
Connor: uh no...
Rick: Well Morty, *burp* looks like we're on our own.
Morty: ...
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Connor: what is that? What are you doing?
Morty: What?
Rick: Yeah Morty, I've been meaning to ask too what the hell is that?
Morty: What's what?
Rick: That *burp* face you're making Morty. It looks so stupid Morty! It...It looks like you have a baby carrot drooping out of your mouth. Except *burp* except it's not a carrot Morty, it's a—
Connor: We get the picture!
Morty: Look I don't know what you guys are talking about this is just my face!
Rick: whatever. *Pulls out map* ok according to the map the treasure should be right... There! *Points to a letter B in the sand* B marks the spot! *Burp*
Morty: I thought it was X marks the spot.
Rick: Don't be ridiculous Morty! *Burp* Haven't you learned anything from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade? X never marks the spot Morty! X...never...marks...the spot! *Burp*
*They start dig up the treasure, it's a chest. They open it up*
Rick: *gasp* it's beautiful!
Connor: what? What is it?
Rick: It's...it's full of packets of Szechuan sauce!
Lucas: *to volleyball* shut up Wilson there's no way you knew that.
*Rick knocks the volleyball out of Lucas's hands and opens up a portal*
